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Luz (Putting garlic on the windowsill): That should keep that undead creep out!

Vee: Luz! stop trying to put up defenses against my girlfriend!

Luz: There is no way my little sister-

Vee (Interrupting): By 8 minutes!

Luz: -MY LITTLE sister is going to have her parasitic mockery of life girlfriend sneaking into her bedroom!

Vee: Where do you get off judging Boscha? Mom's dating a werebeast and your dating a witch!

Luz: My girlfriend doesn't Need to consume my blood!

Vee: Why did you put a weird emphasis on need?

Luz: DON'T MAKE THIS ABOUT MY GIRLFRIEND'S RELIGION!

Relative: So Luz this Amity girl, she's a witch?

Luz: "Nervous girl who has seen beyond the masquerade and knows of the dark truths that lurk under society's notice noises" What?

Relative: Yeah you know one of those people who worships rocks and tress and stuff?

Luz: ...Well umm that is a way to describe witches.

Meanwhile at the blight residence [CW animal death]

Amity (pulling a terrified squirrel out of a cage breaking it's neck and eviscerating it and studying the entrails): THE RED ONE!

Emira (Holding both a Red and Purple dress): Wow reading entrails just to pick a dress for a date Mittens? this thing with Luz must be serious huh?

Amity: You only get one 14th date and i want it to be perfect!

Emira: You said that about dates one through thirteen too.

Edric: Mittens is smitten by the love bug bitten.

Amity: I really hope offering our dark lord Baphomet a cheese burger when called to sacrifice a cow was worth that rhyming curse.

Edric: Though i would protest, in the end a fair price for my jest.

Back at the Noceda residence

Relative: Well at least she's not a protestant.

Amity walks into the Noceda's living room and encounters the rare event of Luz and Vee wearing identical outfits with hoodies to hide their hair and even masks so that Luz's beauty mark and Vee's freckles are hidden they both strike an identical pose leaving Amity to try and tell them apart

Amity (pointing to the twin on the left): Luz?

Boscha (walking in going stright to the twin on the left lifting up her mask and giving her a kiss): How's my sweet little Treat tonight?

Vee: Great! you ready to experience the joys of casual bird watching?

Boscha: No, but i am ready to spend time with the sweetest girl in bonesborough, also your going to have to put that hood down to get the helmet on.

Amity (with Luz staring at her heartbroken): That's not fair she can smell the difference give me a squirrel and i could have done the same thing!

Luz: what is it with you and squirrels?

Amity (staring out the window at a squirrel in a tree): They know what they did...

Luz: Wait... helmet!?! (Takes off running after Vee and Boscha) VEE! YOU GET OFF THAT SCREAMING METAL DEATH TRAP RIGHT THIS INSTANT!

In a visual medium this is where an arrow would show up pointing at the dirt bike parked in the front yard with the text "Luz's" above it

Vee (Trying with all her might to get a lug nut off a flat tire): Curse my weak prep arms!

Boscha (Jogging by): Hey Noceda!

Vee (Turning around): Yes?

Boscha (Nearly tripping over her own feet after expecting to mock Luz and instead coming face to face with adorable pouty Vee): Y-You umm need any help?

Vee (Blushing): O-Oh um sure!

Boscha (proceeding to undo the lugs one by one with one arm): You know you should consider getting a spider iron to make this easier for yourself.

Vee (staring at Boscha's bicep): Yeah...

Boscha (Noticing vee staring and blushing and looking away): Y-Yeah umm OK where's your jack?

Vee (Still staring but pointing over to a car jack sitting in a pool of it's own leaked hydraulic fluid): Over there...

Boscha (Trying hard not to look excited about the jack clearly being useless thus allowing...): Oh OK then i'll lift the car you take off the flat and put on the new wheel OK?

Vee (As Boscha places her back against the car crouches down and grabs it): Are you sure that's-

Boscha stands strait up lifting the car with barely a growl

Vee (sweating): -Ok

Boscha (smirking triumphantly): Yeah i can handle it.

Vee ( under her breath while pulling off the flat): You can handle me...

Boscha: What was that?

Vee (rolling the new tire in place): N-Nothing!

Boscha (Catching sight of Vee's vibrant pastel purple nail polish): Oooh what color is that? Cat was talking about it the other day.

Vee (Pausing in her efforts to put on the new tire): Oh it's library lilac by celestia

Boscha (Forgetting she's holding up a car): Oh i love them! tempest berry is my favorite polish ever!

Vee (remembering that Boscha is holding up a car and fitting on the new tire): Oh that always looks so pretty and it would go so well with your hair!

Boscha (finally able to let the car down and flipping her hair): I know! Oh i'm-

Vee (Breathlessly): Tall... I MEAN BOSCHA! hahahaha the Rugby captain, your kind of famous at school.

Boscha (looking away and blushing while also standing up straighter to emphasize her height): Yeah.. you're Vee Luz's sister.

Vee (Trying not to flinch at the realization that Boscha was probably looking for her sister to complain about some silly antic she had gotten up too): Yep, umm uh thank you for the help.

Boscha (while playing with a lock of her hair): No problem... Umm hey if you don't have any plans... would you maybe want to hang out at lunch tomorrow... N-No pressure or anything i don't want you to feel like you owe it to me over the tire!

Vee (Internally declaring this the best flat tire in history): S-sure sounds great!

Lilith: OK you are safely back in town and regroup at the inn what do you want to do?

Emira: I want to seduce Luz!

Lilith: You have played at my table long enough to know i don't allow players to use mechanics like that on other player characters.

Emira (Winking at Luz): Didn't say her character... Pffff HAHAHAHAHA! the look on your face Luz!

Amity: "Feral jealous girlfriend noises"

Emira (getting pounced by Amity): AHHH IT WAS A JOKE MITTENS! EDRIC HELP!

Edric: If you did not want to pay for the deed, then with the joke you should not proceed.

Emira (trying to pry her hair out of Amity's teeth): I swear to hell if we get points with Baphomet you better use them to cure that fucking curse or i will kick your ass worse then Amity is kicking mine! OUCH! not the kidneys!

Lilith (watching with exasperation): And this is why we can't tell Carmila about the supernatural.

Vee: Because the creatures of darkness have a culture steeped in casual violence that will make her fear for our safety?

Lilith: No.

Emira (Fending off Amity with a chair): OH laugh it up Edric at least i didn't spend the walk over here blabbing on about how nice the view was while staring at Vee!

Edirc (Eyes widening with horror) WAIT BOSCHA YOU MUST PERCEIVE HER WORDS ARE MEANT TO DECEIVE (Get's tackled by Boscha)

Lilith (Sweeping a hand over the carnage): It's because the creatures of darkness are a bunch of LGBT disasters and i don't want your Mom lumping me in with them.

Luz (As Vee enters the house): Where have you been?

Vee (looking around in confusion): At the sleepover?

Luz: The sleepover at Boscha's?

Vee: Yes? as noted last night at dinner, and confirmed when mom dropped me off, at Boscha's house.

Luz: I KNEW IT!

Vee: Again it wasn't a secret...

Luz: So you were alone all night with a girl who has been spreading rumors that she's your girlfriend?

Vee: Luz me and Boscha have been dating for three months, and no there were 3 other girls there.

Luz (With a look of indignation on her face): So she claims to be your girlfriend, then invites a bunch of floozies over? don't you worry i'll sort this out! no one cheats on my little sister and get's away with it!

Vee (Clasping her hands as Luz runs out the door): Lord please let Eda's jury duty end soon so Luz can go back to work, and i can get a break from this.

Vee: Really the biggest issue i have had dating Boscha hasn't been that she's agnostic, or that she's a vampire.

Skara: It was the flamethrower collection wasn't it?

Vee: Honestly was almost a red flag, but she's soo cute when she talks about them.

Boscha struts up to the Dragon the party just faced to deliver the deathblow as it lies on the ground choking and sputtering after being force fed a blast of hellfire by her just to prove who's flame burns hotter

Vee: Wow what a woman!

Luz: She endangered the entire city just to satisfy her ego...

Skara: A real knight in shining armor!

Luz: Her armor is scorched black as the heart of the devil from wielding the flames of hell...

Willow: I had my doubts but she really has become a true hero!

Luz: ...She is standing there laughing manically in a shower of her foe's blood...

Amity (Struggling to keep a strait face and stay in character): Look Luz i don't want to come off as possessive but it's making me uncomfortable to have you keep going on about how hot Boscha is.

Luz (Completely breaking character and giggling): I am the only voice of reason in this group... the world is so screwed...

Lilith: I love running an occasional lighter campaign like this.

Willow Boscha Skara and Vee stare at the tree blocking the road

Boscha: Well we will have to move it.

Vee: It's the middle of the day you don't have your powers!

Boscha: Didn't need them to lift the car, besides i have Willow and Skara to help.

Vee: Skara's a siren and Willow is a succubus neither of them have super strength!

Boscha Willow and Skara look for good hand holds on the tree.

Vee: You guys are going to hurt yourselves! let's just wait!

The trio lift the tree and carry it out of the way.

Vee: Oh would you look at that i'm gayer now...

Note: Willow's preferred method of feeding is getting people excited about vacations or filling them with a desire to travel thus filling them with Wanderlust,

『 Day 1 @tododeku-week : Celestial 』

In a world where myth exists alongside the urban world and those of mystic lineage live amongst humans, angels are greatly sought after for their power.

For when one has an angel on their side, they are practically unbeatable.

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