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TODAY MY BRAIN BECAME WRINKLED.
RALPH FROM WECK-IT-RALPH BECOMING A GUIDANCE COUNSELOR FOR NRC!!
HE PERSONALLY KNOWS WHAT'S IT LIKE BEING THE VILLIAN, HE USES THE PHRASE "Just because you're a bad guy, doesn't mean you're a Bad Guy," AND IT MIGHT IRRITATE SOME STUDENTS, BUT IT WORKS.
In the Prologue, Ralph and Vanellope pull 'Ralph Breaks the Internet' type of shit, and somehow gets into Twisted Wonderland™️, BUT problem is, they don't know Japanese, But when they appear in Twst, it's suddenly in Self Aware Au territory! They get live translations as text bubbles pop up!
Ralph decides to apply as a guidance counselor for the school. Seeing that the main Twst cast will Overblot™️, and they know this as well! They know that inevitably they'll Overblot.
And only after Ralph applies, things get weird for the player, whose phone Ralph and Vanellope invaded.
Flavor texts mentioning a Guidance Counselor that was never there before.
"The Guidance Counselor has been enjoying his time here! The Housewarden has been more relaxed/lenient recently."
"Mr. R is oddly more buff than Coach Vargas. If they compete against each other, who'd you think would win?"
"Hey Prefect! Mr. R recently recommended that the Housewarden/Vice Housewarden should have a break for awhile. How about I hang around you for awhile?"
No matter how many threads, articles, wiki's, and even looking at JP side, the player still hasn't seen anything about a Guidance Counselor character along with a popular racer.
Ralph and Vanellope text each other about how most of the student body needs therapy.
But at the end of the day, the Twst cast now knows you read fanfiction about them and judge. ¯\_( ツ )_/¯