Veo.topshelf - Tumblr Posts
*Takes your blorbos and shakes them up like a bartender*
i could see myself sucking the dick of an attractive stranger, and i could see myself sucking the dick of someone who i disagree with philosophically, BUT i dont think i would suck the dick of an attractive stranger who i disagree with philosophically.
do you understand?
my record player is cheap as shit and the needle keeps skipping so i put a tiny pig on it as an arm weight
it’s lighter than a coin and working perfectly so i’m just gonna. not bother the pig
GUYS NEW GENDER JUST DROPPED
Honestly with how stupid and sanitized the internet is getting some company should just make like. A nsfw exclusive twitter clone. Retweets could be called refucks
did you make that one kodiak protein pancake waffle mix video, i've been dying to share it since i first saw it (and forgot to) but i can't find it anywhere now
here u go
idk if im actually bi or nit but i have an 8 am class tomorrow cant worry about that
Trying to place a curse in NYC is like trying to paint over a flag on any of those community canvas projects (r/place and stuff).
theory 1: baseball curses are real bc look what happened to the cubs and the red sox
theory 2: baseball curses are fake bc no one has ever cursed the yankees
theory 3 (synthesis): no one has successfully cursed the yankees bc they employ a cadre of dark wizards
whenever i get the e-liter i hear the wii sports announcer in my head when i land a shot, so i made this so y'all can experience that too
this is the funniest fucking thing, god bless elton
(tw: f slur, even though it’s not really used in that context)
FULL VIDEO