Vice Admiral Rampart - Tumblr Posts

Haunting:

*Rampart is in his cell when a clone appears behind him*

Clone: hello Rampart

Rampart: WILCO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE

Wilco: being a ghost has its privagles

Rampart: you're a ghost, oh yes, I shot you

Wilco: yes, yes you did

*Rampart glared*

Wilco: isn't it ironic, you pledged your loyalty to the empire, then it betrayed you the first chance it got

Rampart: yes, yes it is

*he looked at Wilco*

Rampart: what are you doing here anyway

Wilco: *grinning* I'm here to torment you for the rest of your life

Rampart: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU

Wilco: *with the biggest shit eating grin ever* TOO LATE

Dadpart X Fives Incorrect Quotes:

Don't know where the hell this came from but I'm addicted

Rampart: *working as a Barista* what coffee would you like

Fives: *absolutely exhausted after working 2 solid shifts at the police station* strong and black like my soul

Rampart: Fives, your soul is a latte

Next:

Rampart: pray for Fives

Echo: is he alright? What happened?

Rampart: nothing, he's just stupid

Next:

*Rampart and Fives listening in on Jax*

Jax: god bless dad, god bless Fives, god bless Sami and Eva, and please lord kill the little kriffer who bullied Eva

*Rampart and Fives rush in*

Jax: it's him or me lord

Rampart: you can't ask God to kill someone

Fives: yeah, do your own dirty work

Next:

Rampart: This is the worst thing you've ever done

Fives: you say that so much it's lost all meaning

Next:

Echo: you think Fives is up to something

Rampart: that annoying husband of mine is always up to something

Next:

Rampart: *sees someone doing something dumb* what an idiot

*realises it's Fives*

Rampart: THAT'S MY IDIOT

Next:

Fives: I'm sorry, I love you, I'm an idiot

Rampart: I accept your apology

Rampart: but I agree with the idiot thing

Next:

Rampart: you piss me off so much

Fives: all I said was hello

Rampart: and here I am boiling with rage

Next:

Rampart: *Rolling down his car window* what seems to be the problem officer

Fives: you look too kriffing hot with that beard

Next:

Fives: I swear on my life

Rampart: I've seen your life, swear on something else

So, I just got another Black Series Crosshair yesterday, and today I stood him up on a shelf in a random spot while I was busy making some adjustments to the display--on a different shelf.

Crosshair suddenly fell over, taking Rampart down with him.