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Ivar the Boneless & Snow White
"She has a lot of reasons to grateful to me. I use all of my divinity to protect her but still she hates me. Why?"
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Vikings fic: The Best of Everything || modern!Ivar x reader
A modern!Ivar AU
Ivar x f!reader
CW: swearing, lots of bad language and shit talking, threats and verbal abuse, standover tactics, intimidation. Mentions of gentrification.
Synopsis: Your dad’s bar is a local landmark, your pride and joy, your livelihood. But Lothbrok Developments also has it in their sights. You’ve managed to resist their dirty standover tactics for months now, but when their infamous CEO Ivar Lothbrok gets involved do you even stand a chance? A fiercely independent and practiced businesswoman, you’re stubborn as hell with a reckless tendency to speak your mind, so you like to think you can handle anything the blue-eyed businessman throws at you.
But, in reality, you know it’s never that easy to resist temptation.
Thank you to @leilabeaux for the inspiration and cheerleading, and help storyboarding. You’re an absolute treasure, sis.
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Chapter One
There’s a whiteboard above one end of the bar, covered in writing. Most of them are motivational quotes, scrawled in all different kinds of handwriting. Some are funny, some are poignant, but there’s one that stands out to you:
The happiest of people don’t have the best of everything, they just make the best of everything they have.
It’s kind of your life motto. Well, that and something about glasses being neither half-empty or half-full; they’re always refillable. And yeah, it’s cliched, it’s corny, but it’s kind of true.
This bar isn’t much, but it’s yours. It started out as your dad’s. You lived in the flat above the bar until you turned fifteen and went away to school, and all your childhood memories revolve around this place.
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Hvitty, bro no don’t chase her! You need to run far, far away because Ivar is going to make sure you die a very horrible death.
Vikings fic: The Best of Everything - Chapter Six || modern!Ivar x reader
A modern!Ivar AU
Ivar x f!reader
CW: swearing, lots of bad language and shit talking, threats and verbal abuse, standover tactics, intimidation. Mentions of gentrification. I’m so sorry everyone. This is almost pure smut from start to finish. There’s a bit of plot but only at the end. Also, there’s a lot of swearing, verbal abuse and some throwing of things in this.
REMEMBER: Aunty Pearl says VIOLENCE IS NOT THE ANSWER.
Synopsis: Your dad’s bar is a local landmark, your pride and joy, your livelihood. But Lothbrok Developments also has it in their sights. You’ve managed to resist their dirty standover tactics for months now, but when their infamous CEO Ivar Lothbrok gets involved do you even stand a chance? A fiercely independent and practiced businesswoman, you’re stubborn as hell with a reckless tendency to speak your mind, so you like to think you can handle anything the blue-eyed businessman throws at you.
But, in reality, you know it’s never that easy to resist temptation.
Thank you to @leilabeaux for the inspiration and cheerleading, and help storyboarding. I love you more than I love nice whiskey. And that’s a lot.
Tag team: @deans-ch-ch-cherrypie @youbloodymadgenius @serasvictoria @quantumlocked310 @alexhandersen-marcoilsoe-fandom @teishalicious @heavenly1927 @oldglitterstory @pomegranates-and-blood @ivarsgard @lordsexmachine @quietborderline @xbellaxcarolinax @aprilivar @carlandonorri-s @theanxietyqueen17 @illyrianhighfaerie @crazybunnyladysworld @funmadnessandbadassvikings @onyxskeleton29 @katfett @grimeundglow @beware-thecrow @zuxiezendler @southernbe @love-all-things-writing @a5hl3y5ibley @alicedopey @oddsnendsfanfics @ecarroll1978 @ritual-unions-gotme @mrsalwayswrite @peaceisadirtyword @revolution-starter @peachyboneless @pokeasleepingsmaug @istorkyou @youbelongeverywhere @that-virgo-witch @not-another-viking-fanfic-blog @ivarhoegh @ironynoticony
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Catch up! Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four Chapter Five
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Chapter Six
You snort in amusement, getting to your feet and grasping his hand to pull him up. “You’re the one who smashed the light,” you remind him, sliding your feet across the ground in the direction of where you think the staircase is. You kick something hard and it goes clattering across the floor.
“Here, use my phone,” Ivar mutters; you grope in the darkness for it as he turns on the flashlight. It takes the pair of you a while but eventually you make it to the landing and up into the kitchen. You wish you could say that getting to his bedroom was any easier with light and clear passage, but truth was it really wasn’t. You’re like a pair of teenagers whose parents weren’t home and you only had a few hours to fool around.
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