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Three days.

Grace…

Fucking fuck!

“If you want to clean up my vomit, then go right ahead, and make me tea. It’ll be a nice change of pace for me at this point…”

Jason swallowed, not meeting Leslie’s gaze, before letting go of the door. He made his slow way to the nearest chair, slowly lowering himself onto it. “Doc, I don’t wanna hear it. Just – don’t tell Alfie, okay?” Jason looked up from his slumped posture towards Leslie. “I’ll be fine…”

“I would.” Leslie stated simply. He had to know that there wasn’t much she wouldn’t do for him at this point. She knew didn’t have much right to think of the young man as family, but she cared for him all the same. There was too much history there to pretend otherwise.

With a considering look, Leslie turned, making herself at home in his kitchen; Taking a glass from the side and running the water for a moment before filling it up. “It’ll take a lot more than the threat of vomit to scare me off and you know it. You are dehydrated though. I can tell just looking at you.”

Leslie placed the glass on the table, leaving the offer of a drink open to him if he changed his mind. She needed to know more, and knowing how stubborn he could be, she didn’t want to push Jason too hard. He’d managed this long on his own and knew his own limits.

Sitting down in a chair opposite, she spoke earnestly, sparing him the lecture he was clearly anticipating. “So what exactly is it that I’m not telling Alfred? I have a couple of theories: Bits and pieces I’ve put together... But you don’t look to be in the mood to play twenty questions and believe it or not, I didn’t come here to make things more difficult.”

This is verrrrry goddamn easy, guys.

If it isn't hurting anyone, don't bother.

I slightly struggle with this as well, but it's only with things that initiate the gag reflex or cause me to have a headache (the examples mentioned do not cause either).

And things that do this include, but not limited to:

Cat gack (which is worse than our vomit despite it basically being the same thing)

Food cooked in the microwave that has to be cooked in the oven or says it's microwaveable but really isn't

Talking about inner organs (ours and other species)

The nervous system (ours and other species)

Specific bones (but skeletons—and more recognizable bones minus baby animal & human toddler skulls—as a whole are fine)

Medical terms I recognize in regards to the above shit.

But people's harmless decisions don't bother me whatsoever, and neither should it bother you, regardless of who you are as a person.

As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”