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Vox winning just reminds me of that one post with like 50K+ notes that's like "the best quality a fictional man can have is being deeply, pathetically, wretchedly in love with someone" glad we can all clearly agree on that

yeah. yeah. you know at this point vox and lucifer should just have a pathetic-off instead of a "who's hotter" showdown

POINTS FOR AND AGAINST:

Lucifer

FOR

debuts making stupid ducks alone while not talking to his daughter

and is thus pathetic from the get-go

his wife left him

first words to his daughter for the first time she called HIM in years was "HEY BITCH"

almost managed to lose custody of his daughter to someone who only knew her for less than half a year

can't get his daughter's girlfriend's name right

AGAINST

he pulled lilith

possibly pulled eve too

he's literally the all-powerful king of hell and could probably beat your ass

actually managed to mend his relationship with his daughter

Vox

FOR

lost his own diss track against his rival

sings an entire number about not giving a fuck about his rival's return while being the only person TO give a fuck

tried to physically block a radio, an AUDIO output device as if it'd stop anything, failed at doing even that

his screen calls out the reason for his crashes and he seemingly can't control it

causes a city-wide blackout because his rival announced to everyone he rejected him

there is a non-zero possibility he was/is in love with said rival but said rival will never love him back

purposely avoided going to an overlords meeting and called his co-worker up at the very last minute to attend for him

the guy he appointed as a spy ended up being the very person to prove a sinner can be redeemed

episode 8

AGAINST

he is capable in literally any context outside of alastor

debuts actually acting cunning

capable of coming up with something on the spot without hesitation (voxtek angelic security)

feared by his employees

able to use manipulative language to stop val from going after the hotel

able to interpret val's "put something inside them" comment as appointing a spy