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Thank you. Thank you. THANK YOU.

This is so refreshing to see because god damn the incel energy coming from Vox is gross and it's upsetting how people are so quick to overlook that. Look, Alastor is an evil cannibal serial killer overlord, there are plenty of reasons he is a villain. Not reciprocating someone's feelings is NOT one of those reasons.

And to the people saying he's a villain for not rejecting Vox in a nice way, like duh, of course he's going to be mean about the rejection, HE'S AN EVIL CANNIBAL SERIAL KILLER OVERLORD, why would he even bother being nice about it? Why is everyone acting so surprised?

And to be honest, watching a character reject someone in a cruel way is weirdly cathartic and refreshing. As an aroace myself, I have had to reject people before and no matter how gentle or nice I am about it, the guy always makes me out to be this wicked heartless harpy to everyone we know. And I have friends who have gone through the same thing. And I've heard stories about people on social media going through the same thing. Society as a whole is far to nice to the creepy entitled incels of the world and it's honestly exhausting and kinda acephobic.

So on behalf of all of the people who have had to be put through this shit, I say we embrace Alastor's cruel rejection of Vox. It honestly doesn't matter how the rejection happens, Vox will be butthurt about it anyway so Alastor might as well just embrace the "yeah I stepped all over that guy's heart when I rejected him so what" angle. It may even give him some more overlord cred because most of the other overlords really seem to dislike the vees.

GO EVIL ACE KING, DO WHAT WE IRL ACES CAN'T DO! RIP THAT GUY A NEW ONE, YOU OWE HIM NOTHING!

i keep seeing people talk about 'one sided radiostatic' and while i think its fun as a crackship or for shitposts, the people who take it seriously always seem to make alastor a villain SPECIFICALLY for not liking vox, and then make vox seem like some tragic character for having unrequited feelings. which is. uhm. maybe...dont? maybe dont paint an aroace character as a villain specifically because they dont like someone who has feelings for them back? thats sorta...uhm...not good?

I'm probably not the first person to think of this, and I don't know why this occurred to me just this morning, but... What if in "Stayed Gone" in Hazbin Hotel where Alastor says, "He [Vox] asked me to join his team. I said 'no' and now he's pissy, that's the tea." Vox asking Alastor to "join his team" was actually Vox asking Alastor to go out with him or marry him or something.

Or am I just imagining things?

one way broadcast am i right

Vox winning just reminds me of that one post with like 50K+ notes that's like "the best quality a fictional man can have is being deeply, pathetically, wretchedly in love with someone" glad we can all clearly agree on that

yeah. yeah. you know at this point vox and lucifer should just have a pathetic-off instead of a "who's hotter" showdown

POINTS FOR AND AGAINST:

Lucifer

FOR

debuts making stupid ducks alone while not talking to his daughter

and is thus pathetic from the get-go

his wife left him

first words to his daughter for the first time she called HIM in years was "HEY BITCH"

almost managed to lose custody of his daughter to someone who only knew her for less than half a year

can't get his daughter's girlfriend's name right

AGAINST

he pulled lilith

possibly pulled eve too

he's literally the all-powerful king of hell and could probably beat your ass

actually managed to mend his relationship with his daughter

Vox

FOR

lost his own diss track against his rival

sings an entire number about not giving a fuck about his rival's return while being the only person TO give a fuck

tried to physically block a radio, an AUDIO output device as if it'd stop anything, failed at doing even that

his screen calls out the reason for his crashes and he seemingly can't control it

causes a city-wide blackout because his rival announced to everyone he rejected him

there is a non-zero possibility he was/is in love with said rival but said rival will never love him back

purposely avoided going to an overlords meeting and called his co-worker up at the very last minute to attend for him

the guy he appointed as a spy ended up being the very person to prove a sinner can be redeemed

episode 8

AGAINST

he is capable in literally any context outside of alastor

debuts actually acting cunning

capable of coming up with something on the spot without hesitation (voxtek angelic security)

feared by his employees

able to use manipulative language to stop val from going after the hotel

able to interpret val's "put something inside them" comment as appointing a spy

It would be so fucking funny if Vox being in love with Al is just a completely fandom thing and he really truly just hates his fucking guts in canon

It is complete.

@convolutedblasphemy  thanks for making the lyrics. It made me laugh, so I had to draw out what I envisioned in my head.

This was fun to make! Please let me know what your favorite face is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpJPeVRKI0k

OH MY FUCKING GOD

I'm going to cry??????? thank you so much for this, this is INCREDIBLE

(ORIGINAL POST IDEA AND LYRICS)

(and the lucifer's commissions saga tag if you're not familiar with it)

if one-sided radiostatic doesn't end up being canon I just would like a personal explanation for the bi flag crash screen

like okay I know he's canonically bi but how does his bisexuality have anything to do with stayed gone if one-sided radiostatic isn't at least a bit canon. like genuinely. I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW. did they just randomly decide "yeah let's make vox bluescreen and specifically state that alastor is the reason and then make him crash into the bi flag for 2 frames immediately after cause that'd be funny" and then not think of the possible implications

He got interrupted shit talking bambi

Warning: violence and sadness :(((

radiostatic dynamic explained:

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the other day i thought about the fact that Vox is constantly updating to stay relevant and be ahead of the curve.

but ironically enough, it was Alastor who left him behind.

“What an interesting head you have there, my friend?” (radiostatic week, day 1: first meeting)

“for 7 years, i’ve been sending poems with my love for you. nothing has been heard from you yet.”

based on one of my favorite vocaloid songs i thought a radiostatic au following the premise of this song would be really fun (and checked off the mandatory “sad and complicated” box too):

Vox writing letters addressed to Alastor in his absence, ranging from unadulterated resentment and hatred to sweetly written love poems. then the slow realization of why Alastor never responded back to him after all this time.

(i might doodle more of this radiostatic au/mv? in the future but wanted to do a full drawing of it at least)

maybe writing letters wasn’t the best idea (part 1)

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shipping two characters not in a romantic way and not in a platonic way but in a secret third way

One Sided RadioStatic Hazbin Hotel Fanart

He looked thirsty so…