Wait A Second Mary Did You Attack Roman With TWO Waylons - Tumblr Posts

masquenoire

2 years ago

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Eᴠᴇɴ Mᴏʀᴇ Iɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ Qᴜᴏᴛᴇs Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛᴏʀ!

Mary: When I met you I thought you were a real bitch. Roman: What changed your mind? Mary: Oh, I still think you’re a bitch, I’ve just grown to like that about you.

Mary: What? I'm not aggressive! Roman: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips? Mary: Survival of the fittest, bitch.

Roman: Mary just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then they reached down and untied my shoe.

Mary: Relationships should be 50/50. Roman cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

Roman: You're violent. Mary: Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable.

Mary: Hey, wanna help me commit arson? Roman: What the hell!? Mary: Oh, sorry, my bad. Mary, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson? Roman, whispering: Of course. What do you need?

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babydxhl memes ;; even more incorrect quotes FUCK Some of these are so fucking accurate I hope they make you laugh as hard as they did for me Seriously though these two being bitchy buddies Living for it Thanks for sending one in! Wait a second Mary did you attack Roman with TWO Waylons I think you fucking did

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