Want To Video Chat And Jerk Off With A Cigarette Smoking Man - Tumblr Posts
This, my friends, is Oliver Jackson-Cohen! He is an English actor (from England, LOL), has a very hairy chest, smokes cigarettes in real life, and is FUCKING GORGEOUS!
He's also my hall pass!
-Hall pass is the ONE PERSON who, if the opportunity ever arises, you can have sex with, without fear of your significant other leaving you, beating you, or killing you! It is almost always a celebrity, whom you'll probably never meet, much less have the opportunity to have sex with them! And I don't really think anyone takes the whole past things seriously. It's from a movie, for crying out loud! But it makes you think! And all of that really only goes for monogamous relationships, if you know what I mean.
Too bad he's not gay!
LOL
LUKE CRAIN in “The Twin Thing”