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Where do pink blood cells come from?

Pink Blood Cell: Macrophage, where do pink blood cells come from?

Macrophage: Well, when a red blood cell and a white blood cell love each other very much, they-

AE3803 & U-1146: *in unison after arriving at the bone marrow to visit pink blood cell* NO! WAIT STOP!!!

Macrophage: Oh my, oh my, it seems that your parents have come to visit you.

Pink Blood Cell: *runs to hug AE3803 & U-1146* Mommy, Daddy!

AE3803: *sighs in relief* That's a close one.

U-1146: There's two things I will always protect: this world and our child's innocence.

Macrophage: My, my, I'm sorry, how improper of me. I couldn't resist answering a question from a little cell like him/her.

AE3803: I think it's best to tell him/her when he/she's all grown up.

Pink Blood Cell: Mommy, mommy, where do pink blood cells like me come from?

AE3803: When you're older dear.

Pink Blood Cell: But moooooom.

U-1146: Always listen to your mother, little cell.

Pink Blood Cell: Okay, daddy.

They are now selling plushies mmmmmmmmm

OMFG SO MMMMMMMMMM

Some sad cells at work hcs bc I’m bored

2048 has an eating disorder where he makes himself go days without anything expect water and or protein shakes due to him wanting to look perfect since in his past he used to be fat

4989 acts childish because he knows one day he’ll need to be put out commission and that day is coming soon enough

AE3083 kind of hates herself for being a sickle cell ( just my theory btw)

killer t picks on u1146 because he’s able to get along with other cells so easily

Memory cell has panic attacks due to his poor memory and thinking the end of the body is coming

NK cell will belittle herself for not being strong enough against a virus and or a forgiven substance that has entered the body

helper T cell has insomnia, he also wishes he was born as another cell instead of rotting away at his computer desk

memory is in an almost everyday mental anguish

That’s all, goodnight 🌙 <3