We Do This All The Time - Tumblr Posts

Person A: *holds up leg* Feel my leg I shaved.

Person B: *gently stokes* holy shit

Person C: Guys. We. Are. Under. Attack. This Is Not The Time.

trying to work together on a google docs like

"you've got six names and two pronoun sets in your bio, how should people refer to you?" easy. every time you want to talk to or about me you roll 1d6 for name and flip a coin for pronoun set. if you've got an INT stat of 15 or lower you also have to roll to see whether you survive my eldritch blast, but that's mostly unrelated