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Why does Chris Christie sound like a teenage girl in 2004 telling someone to “talk to the hand"
Definitely the type of person to take the long way home to listen to more songs
being a human is kinda dumb because we get to REASON and THINK HARD which really isn’t fair, i’d rather be an orchid and eat light beams all day, no offense to the miracle that is evolution, like, thanks for the opportunity to participate in an advanced society but put me in the ground

I made this so people know that I am truly, truly, astronomically sorry.

from my moms old photos. glad to know people have been making the same jokes for decades
The girlfriend experience
> Any man who has ever had a girlfriend can attest to this.
> This is just too good. Animation, adorableness, substance. I really hope there are more of these.