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can we get some headcanons on team bleck characters pls?
whoever you are anon? i love you
(ahem)
i got a whole bunch of headcanons but i'll cut these things down to three.
starting off with the count of counts, man of men. count blumiere bleck.
he and dim actually knew each other in the past , having been somewhat of acquaintances. the reason he didnt want dimentio joining at the time was because he didnt want to get a friend involved on these antics and potentially hurt this plan. however, afterwards he would eventually allow him on board because of careful consideration as well as "well honestly, tbh, i dont think he'd get THAT hurt."
next up, he was the absolute worst at trying to accommodate things for the minions to get them comfortable. he didnt know what half the things they requested were and eventually passed the requests job to nastasia who took care of it with ease.
he plays favorites. as much as count bleck doesn't say "i dont have favorites" he definitely does and it's mimi.
speaking of mimi, boom, mimi headcanons.
mimi is a robot, very much so of a robot. shes very much based off a wind up toy and ends up having a lot of spare energy with the wind up. that thing has been spinning for ages.
she and Mr. L have the like second closest relationship in the castle. Mr. L upgrades her and mimi just shittalks all the time while also slipping a few of the shinest screws in her pockets. if she ever gets damaged she ends up going to L to fix the damages
she is the fastest of all the members when on foot. she is VERY fast and even FASTER in her true form. you do not want a 10ft spider robot chasing after you at 30mph. although, when chasing the heroes in merlees mansion, her ass crashed into literally everything while chasing because she doesn't know exactly how to come to a smooth stop when in a packed house.
now for o'chunky boy, one of my silly favs
hes the kindest out of all of them but that is really SAYING something when your competition is the rest of team bleck. he's willing to protect the team and even those that are literally just innocent bystanders to everything. if you aren't the heroes, hes not gonna be doing anything to hurt you, trust.
everyone usually calls him to swat dimentio out of the air since he has the furtherest reach. he always succeeds too. the rivalry between them only persists.
hes usually the dedicated "bring everyone here to this exact room" person because hes always first to arrive and always the first to hear the announcement. so he has to drag everyone else out of their rooms in order for them to listen.
nastasia? nastasia.
nastasia is the person you can always find, no matter where you are. for some reason, you can just find her there conveniently when you need her. how does she do this? shut up, you don't need to know.
amongst the stealthiest of characters, nastasia has to be the first in stealth. her footsteps are completely silent somehow and you can never hear her breathing. this makes it easy for her to sneak up on literally anyone, no matter who they are. she even gives our dear count a scare from time to time.
considering that she is the most responsible they usually call nastasia for the littlest of things. like bugs or broken doors or dimentio being a little shithead. in return, she calls the correct person for the job as her skill range is very limited.
ik yall were waiting for dimentio so here you go
he wanders. like he wanders a lot. you dont see him in the castle that often because hes in the wilderness just nature walking (flying?) and when he is in the castle, hes just wandering the halls, waiting for the next moment to be a bitch.
he teases everyone in the castle, especially count. it never dawned on him until later that the count was blumiere so he took this chance to bully him for literally no reason at all other than spite.
out of all of the members, his worst relationship is with nastasia. they somehow know more about each other than they'd like to. he doesnt talk to her much and when he does, its out of obligation or because he was spoken to first.
here, a few additional mr. l headcanons
for some reason, he always has chocolate on him. (this carries over to luigi too) he just has an infinite supply of chocolate and no one knows where he gets them and everyone is convinced hes more of a magician than dimentio.
he ends up being more active with the group rather than closed off. when he is closing himself off from the group, his door is always open. its an invitation for anyone to come in a chat, even if he says "an open door is not an invitation." it is an invitation, hes lonely.
he and dimentio tend to have small skill show offs. dim shows off his EPIC magic and Mr. L beats the shit out of him with his robots. dimentio still somehow always wins.
ANYWAYS ANON THANK YOU FOR ASKING ME THIS IVE BEEN WANTING TO GIVE HEADCANONS FOR AGES BUT DIDNT KNOW HOW TO FORMAT IT. YOU BROKE THE CURSE. and also being the first person to give me an ask ever. anon if ur reading this? ur literally the best
do you have any ships your partial to in terms of spm/smb? Ik the fandoms have quite the few of them so i wanna know YOUR opinon :D
OH EM GEE!! YOYRE THE ANON!!! appreciate you sm...
ANYWAYS in terms of ships i dont mind much of them. dimigi, dimimi (tbh i got a lot of dim bias) but also the underdogs mr. L x o chunks and like thats the only underdog i know
im open to plentiful of spm ships and if anyone has an interesting one, shoot it at me!
there is a lot of dimigi (and team bleck polycule) from me though as thats what ive been ADORING for the most part (you can blame lizadale for that)
but from me you'll see mareach, dimigi, luaisy, luisley, genario, probably occasionally bowsario, and a secret seventh one (only the bravest of men can encounter such a secret)
BUT TY FOR THE ASKS
favourite spm chapters, one for gameplay and another for plot?
i personally like the sub chapters in chapter 7 for how castle bleck looks and how it sets the mood for a final boss, its beautiful. however, i still like chapter 7 i HATE 7-3 for dimentios bitchass mirror room. also a huge chapter 4 and chapter 1 fan for visuals.
yes....you've revealed my big secret. in the ender au as much as it is dimigi, i tend to focus way too much on dimentio and marios relationship-- dont ask... but also im very much willing to post more ender au content if so asked for it
do you have any ships your partial to in terms of spm/smb? Ik the fandoms have quite the few of them so i wanna know YOUR opinon :D
OH EM GEE!! YOYRE THE ANON!!! appreciate you sm...
ANYWAYS in terms of ships i dont mind much of them. dimigi, dimimi (tbh i got a lot of dim bias) but also the underdogs mr. L x o chunks and like thats the only underdog i know
im open to plentiful of spm ships and if anyone has an interesting one, shoot it at me!
there is a lot of dimigi (and team bleck polycule) from me though as thats what ive been ADORING for the most part (you can blame lizadale for that)
but from me you'll see mareach, dimigi, luaisy, luisley, genario, probably occasionally bowsario, and a secret seventh one (only the bravest of men can encounter such a secret)
BUT TY FOR THE ASKS
OKAY A FUNNY THOUGHT THAT I HAD BUT YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE REALLY FUNNY? DIMENTIO HAVING A MULTI GALAXY CRIMINAL RECORD.
likw rosalina has beef with him for tryna destroy all worlds
idc if rosa isnt canon in paper mario, she is now
random headcanon rambles
ive drawn mario a handful of times (aka more than i post on this account) and i have a good handful of headcanons, ideas, concepts and designs so im gonna just ramble about this here. now, marios got like one outfit in various different styles. sometimes he has long sleeves, sometimes he has shortsleeves, but most of the time theyre in the form of a hoodie. he dyes and cuts his hair regularly but sometimes he forgets and its just hella long hair and ykw, he doesnt mind but hes gotta be reminded by luigi often to care for it. no outfit of his has survived his adventures, every few outfit has a patch, stitch, tear, etc. its gotten to the point where he barely has any none damaged clothes but he doesnt really care, he enjoys looking cool. on the topic of looking cool, he has like one pair of shoes and its the brown boots he wears every day. he thinks thats cool as hell. marios a cat person. every few moments a dogs gotta mess with his day so hes taken a big liking towards cats but he isnt opposed to giving a pupper a pat on the head but if he sees a cat, he is smothering it in love (if it allows) he texts everyone he loves regularly, about their day, how theyre doing, etcetc. he always wants to make sure theyre doing okay. for peach, he not only texts her, he also visits.
marios a collector. both brothers are, but mario collects things like game consoles and various other gaming related things. he's a gaming nerd, who can blame him. this is the mario section of the headcanon rambles, uh, i'll drop more unorganized headcanons later.