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San Pang: Wei Qian, what's that on your neck?

Qian: !!! Uh, this...erm...BOXING! YES I GOT INJURED FROM BOXING!!

Bao: Er Ge, what happened to your neck?

Yuan: Oh, this? (pulling down his shirt) Do you really want to know?

Bao: Ummmmm...not anymore...

Yuan: Look, Xiao Bao, Da Ge gave me this necklace of strawberries*! (pulling down his shirt more) There's more inside!

Bao: Er Ge, I don't want to know...

Yuan: Da Ge was so cute he even practiced! I named it the Chain of QianYuan**~~

Bao: AHHHHHH I DON'T WANT TO LISTEN MY EARS ARE BLEEDING

Qian: WEI ZHI YUAN! 😡

*euphemism of hickeys = strawberries. planting strawberries = planting hickeys

**謙遠之鏈 = QianYuan's chain/necklace, which sounds the same as 謙遠之戀 QianYuan's Love