He Is A Menace - Tumblr Posts
been obsessing over this nigga for a hot minute, gimme scenarios pls 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
w-why are y-you looking at m-me like that J-Jungkook!? ☹️
Yahhh!!! Jungkook stop looking at me like that!!!!! 😤😤😤
w-why are y-you looking at m-me like that J-Jungkook!? 😟
Yahhh!!! Jungkook stop looking at me like that!!!!! 😤😤😤
funniest fanart by theaya1108
San Pang: Wei Qian, what's that on your neck?
Qian: !!! Uh, this...erm...BOXING! YES I GOT INJURED FROM BOXING!!
Bao: Er Ge, what happened to your neck?
Yuan: Oh, this? (pulling down his shirt) Do you really want to know?
Bao: Ummmmm...not anymore...
Yuan: Look, Xiao Bao, Da Ge gave me this necklace of strawberries*! (pulling down his shirt more) There's more inside!
Bao: Er Ge, I don't want to know...
Yuan: Da Ge was so cute he even practiced! I named it the Chain of QianYuan**~~
Bao: AHHHHHH I DON'T WANT TO LISTEN MY EARS ARE BLEEDING
Qian: WEI ZHI YUAN! 😡
*euphemism of hickeys = strawberries. planting strawberries = planting hickeys
**謙遠之鏈 = QianYuan's chain/necklace, which sounds the same as 謙遠之戀 QianYuan's Love
Office's Main Menace & Probable Culprit.
In my like two(?) years of using tumblr I’ve never made a post so bear with me.
I’ve seen a lot of those posts where Damian and Jason are arguing about who has the highest kill count while Tim just sits in the corner.
I have also seen fics/posts where Danny can feel death on people.
I have never seen these two ideas together.
Just imagine this
All the bats know that Danny can smell death, it makes sense, him being the ghost king and all, so when Jason and Damian are debating who has killed the most people, they ask him.
During dinner Jason is the one who rehashes the fight. Most of them just sigh, having heard this argument time and time again.
Jason- „I’m just saying, I went on a whole ass killing spree when I came back alive, I t’s obviously me.“
Damian- „Todd you are being ridiculous, Father even has a list of the people you have killed and it ends at a measly 83.“
Jason- „83 people that he knows about, that list is definitely off!“
Dick- „Does this need to be a competition?“
Both Damian and Jason turn to him. „Shut up Dick!“ and „Quiet Greyson!“
Damian- „Of everyone in this house, I have the highest kill count, I was raised by assassins in more then just name you know!“
They both turn to Danny who is sitting at the table with crossed legs. He promptly shrinks under the new attention.
Danny- „ummm why are we looking at me?“
Jason- „Do your weird ghost shit! Tell the demon brat that he is wrong!“
Damian- „Tell Todd that he is an imbecile for entertaining the idea!“
Danny- „I don’t think…“
Damian and Jason- „Danny!“
Danny- „Ok! Fine! Whatever! I mean I guess out of the two of you Damian feels like he has killed the most people.“
Damian gives a celebratory smirk towards Jason. The rest of the table is just glad for this stupid fight to finally be over. Conversations pick back up again across the table.
That is until Jason speaks up.
„What do you mean out of the two of us?“
Danny- „I mean out of the two of you. Obviously none of y’all come close to Tim‘s-„
Tim, who is in the middle of taking a bite, promptly chokes and rushes to put a hand over his boyfriend’s mouth.
Everyone stares at the display is silence. For a moment, then two, before everything devolves into chaos.
My cat keeps ding dong ditching me. He scratches my bedroom door, i open it, he walks away. He is a menace.
sitri my beloved </3