Weslyn Herals - Tumblr Posts

[WESLYN] ===> Introduce Yourself! :)

WESLYN: alright

WESLYN: my name is weslyn herals. i'm 11 sweeps old. i'm teal. i live by myself. i'm a law school dropout. i like filling my nights with caffeine and videogames. i don't go outside unless i need to. i don't talk to others unless i need to. i don't do a lot of things unless i need to. you get it.

WESLYN: maybe we'll get along. maybe not. i don't care.

-> Uh.. Alrighty then! Weslyn is now open for asks!

Hey Wes. Did you know a certain Oliveblood is also here? :^)

WESLYN: a certain oliveblood?

WESLYN: do you mean maasai..? he's here?

hi wes! what kind of games do you play usually?

WESLYN: rpgs, mostly. sometimes i play shooters too.

Him? Who's him, Yistea?

WESLYN: he probably means me

YISTEA: How observant. You look greasier than usual, and that bar is quite high. I'm not sure if you'd be able to reach it if it were physically manifested.

WESLYN: a greasy-gamer joke AND a short joke? wow you've really gone downhill in originality haven't you

YISTEA: I don't have time for this.

So Weslyn. What's your beef with Yistea anyways?

WESLYN: it's really stupid to be honest

WESLYN: we were in the same class in law school, consistently getting into the same courses and shit like that. not even on purpose. i was top in my classes, he was second.

WESLYN: then i dropped out, and he's been pissy with me ever since. it's like he thought we were in some kind of platonic rivalry or something and felt like me dropping out was some kind of personal attack.

WESLYN: y'know with him being as petty as he is i shouldn't have assumed he'd appreciate me leaving. he became top of our graduating class after all. but i guess he just doesn't work like that. i think he's just insecure.

Hey uh.... Wes.... I think that Yistea guy just made your boyfriend cry. 😭

WESLYN: what?

WESLYN: what did he do? i swear to fucking- i will- i'll-

-> Weslyn stammers, trying to get the words out, then just tugs at his hair with a groan.

WESLYN: i need to go check on maasai..

So Wes. How'd you end up meeting that little freak? Surely it was a RIVITING story!

WESLYN: found him going through my trash right after sundown

WESLYN: well. practically. it was my firewood. but it was trash-adjacent.