What The Actual Fuck Have We Made - Tumblr Posts

1 year ago

Gaja: This is my wife, Lolopechka, and this is her wife, Vanica, as her wife is there, Megicula.

Yami:... I am sorry, what?

Gaja: Well you see, I am bi for Lolopechka as she gay for them while straight for me, as Vanica and Megicula are married over there and is married to Lolopechka who in return, also are married to me as well.

Vanica: Yeah, it is not that confusing.

Yami:... Okay then.

Yami trying to understand the poly bullshit that is going on in Heart:

Gaja: This Is My Wife, Lolopechka, And This Is Her Wife, Vanica, As Her Wife Is There, Megicula.

MY MANS ISNT MADE FOR THIS

Ok so we fucking have Gajah who is married to Lolopechka and dating Smurki and Floga

Lolopechka who is married to not just Gajah but also Vanica, she vibes with Megicula about runes and magic stuff (maybe flirting?? Idk)

Vanica is lightly flirting with Gajah but it is nothing serious and she also has a marriage contract with Megicual and is legally married to Lolopechka

And in the corner, we have Undine who stopped trying long ago and is drinking away her sorrow of her kid's love life


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