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dear people with OCD: the next time you have spiraling & intrusive thoughts, what-ifs, or catastrophizing scenarios, I am sending a cardigan-wearing 46-year old NYU professor directly into your brain and he says "Aaaaand scene!!!" and he claps his hands slowly. and he says "Wow. Wow. Powerful stuff. Evocative imagery. A little bit post-modern, a little bit hysterical realism in the vein of Don Delilo but let's pause right here." and you will recognize your thoughts as a perplexing avant-garde film shown to an audience of 15 liberal arts students who are now trying to get a good grade and sleep with their professor.

I am very bored .

IT'S SO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*Dies*

Gold after meeting with his cousin, red, in kanto for the first time for family visit. Everytime he saw Red, Gold would clinge to the other..