When I Find Myself In Times Of Trouble Bo Burnham Cones To Me. Speaking Words Of Wisdom; IM BO YO - Tumblr Posts

“‘Cause there’s an inverse relationship between respect and sects. I’m talking ‘bout religious sects like a Mormon sect, That says you can’t have sex with members of different sects, but you can’t have sex with members of the same sex. So if the sects can’t be different and the sex can’t be same, Then the only sex left is some left-hand shame.” - Bo Burnham

Societal expectations of sex don't make any sense

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with