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so. there used to be a theory about how people came from these little things called homunculu, which were basically tiny dudes that lived in a sperm cell and would grow up inside a woman into a larger guy. this theory was medieval, and popular with ye olde doktors, but to the modern person it raises a question: yes, we may have found the source of people (namely, tiny people) but where do the tiny people come from? and the only reasonable answer is, of course, teenier tinier people, from the tiny peoples testicles. and on, and on, and so forth, where zooming in on the balls reveals a new tiny guy, whose balls can be zoomed in on to reveal a new tiny guy, on and on forever. its just testicles all the way down.

taken to its limit, you can answer this as to why the earth is round. we are the tiny homunculi living on the rounded cosmic testicle of a greater being. a god. we live on gods balls.

and yes, i know this is wrong, but if i could choose to believe one wrong thing it would be this. i want to be an adherent to the True Faith of the Infinite Testicle Fractal. i want a cosmology based on deez nuts.