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"If I thought Alastor was pissed at me, or trying to like, fuckin, trick me in to something? I would run so fucking fast. But Lucifer? Doesn't even bat an eye." Blitz toasted the television set hanging above the bar. "Guys, our king is hot! H, A, W, T!

"You get em, Your Majesty!" Not that Lucifer would hear it of course, but damn it, it made Blitz happy to cheer for people he loved.