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Traded virginity for a sword

alternatives to “losing” one’s virginity:

traded virginity in for experience points

exchanged virginity for a Jamba Juice card

recycled virginity for raw materials

put virginity through one of those penny press machines, now it’s imprinted with a tiny dinosaur

put virginity down as a deposit for a retirement condo in florida

traded virginity in order to diversify your stock portfolio, to protect against market fluctuations

traded virginity in for a new model

didn’t lose anything, just took sex out for a test drive