Why I Don't Have A Boyfriend - Tumblr Posts

single as a person siting by them self at a romantic restaurant on valentines day

mom: why are you not dating people?

me: do you want a list or....

mom: *insert mom unimpressed look*

me: I have no idea,

me:(in head) because I like pretty fictional men, who make me melt into a pool of goo with just a kicked puppy look