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Dumb shit me and my friends said in our group chat but as incorrect quotes; tsams edition

TW// ab#se mention , 9/11 joke , alcoh#l mention

Bloody: I have the best abusive biological father ever

Lunar: w h a t

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Eclipse: twin towers × plane 🤭

"Virus" Ruin: I ship

Eclipse: it's so good a ship that people died

"Virus" Ruin: I just realized I missed a pun opportunity. I should have said "I plane" instead of "I ship"

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*The lights go out*

Solar: power be gone

Moon: yup

Sun: *screams in the other room*

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Monty: And then Sun just whispered into my ear "Autistic kids are spicier than neurotypical kids"

Earth: What :D...

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Sun, over text: YOU HAVNE NO PROOFF THAT I AM THE CUKPRIT

Moon: There is a bottle of wine at the crime scene.

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Lunar: Dad jokes with Monty have evolved, I'm now resurrecting Eclipse to make him shut up

Sun: Please don't-

Eclipse, climbing out of the floorboards: Ok who's being a fucking bitch-

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Solar: bai keybor

Sun: *Launches the keyboard at one of his cats* I FUCKING HATE THIS GAME-

Moon: Amazing prediction. Is the cat okay, Sun?

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Eclipse: today was the most baddest fucking day of my fucking life... I got stuck in the fucking portal 😭

Sun: Writing's not that easy, but-

Moon: Are- Are you okay Eclipse..?

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Solar: I just threw up all over myself.. what the fuck, man!?

Moon: Go lay down, I'll come over and clean it up.

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Creator: I am shitting as we speak

Earth: *Hangs up, gags*

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Earth: Your royal gaynesses

Monty: Which one is the most royal?

Eclipse: Obviously m-

Solar: *Smacks him*

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Monty: I identify as a walrus and my pronouns are fuck/you

Lunar: Fuck you too, buddy.

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Eclipse: Monty, shut the fuck up before I hop on my tricycle and ascend to war on your precious lizard children-

Monty: Eclipse, I will bash your skull in and boil your brains before taking a beartrap to your bolts and scissors to your feet.

Moon: Jesus H.. I live with dumbasses