9/11 Joke - Tumblr Posts
“I mean it wasn’t that long ago but I was in the second tower lol”
You're the host of a popular talk show "I Was There" where vampires come to talk about historical events they were witnesses of. One day a vampire says something truly shocking.
this video my friend sent to me that i cant stop thinking about
Dumb shit me and my friends said in our group chat but as incorrect quotes; tsams edition
TW// ab#se mention , 9/11 joke , alcoh#l mention
Bloody: I have the best abusive biological father ever
Lunar: w h a t
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Eclipse: twin towers × plane 🤭
"Virus" Ruin: I ship
Eclipse: it's so good a ship that people died
"Virus" Ruin: I just realized I missed a pun opportunity. I should have said "I plane" instead of "I ship"
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*The lights go out*
Solar: power be gone
Moon: yup
Sun: *screams in the other room*
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Monty: And then Sun just whispered into my ear "Autistic kids are spicier than neurotypical kids"
Earth: What :D...
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Sun, over text: YOU HAVNE NO PROOFF THAT I AM THE CUKPRIT
Moon: There is a bottle of wine at the crime scene.
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Lunar: Dad jokes with Monty have evolved, I'm now resurrecting Eclipse to make him shut up
Sun: Please don't-
Eclipse, climbing out of the floorboards: Ok who's being a fucking bitch-
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Solar: bai keybor
Sun: *Launches the keyboard at one of his cats* I FUCKING HATE THIS GAME-
Moon: Amazing prediction. Is the cat okay, Sun?
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Eclipse: today was the most baddest fucking day of my fucking life... I got stuck in the fucking portal 😭
Sun: Writing's not that easy, but-
Moon: Are- Are you okay Eclipse..?
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Solar: I just threw up all over myself.. what the fuck, man!?
Moon: Go lay down, I'll come over and clean it up.
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Creator: I am shitting as we speak
Earth: *Hangs up, gags*
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Earth: Your royal gaynesses
Monty: Which one is the most royal?
Eclipse: Obviously m-
Solar: *Smacks him*
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Monty: I identify as a walrus and my pronouns are fuck/you
Lunar: Fuck you too, buddy.
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Eclipse: Monty, shut the fuck up before I hop on my tricycle and ascend to war on your precious lizard children-
Monty: Eclipse, I will bash your skull in and boil your brains before taking a beartrap to your bolts and scissors to your feet.
Moon: Jesus H.. I live with dumbasses
Y'all
It's Mully's favorite day today
Somebody throw that man a party
Someone please go and check on Angela Giarratana today 😔
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YES i know 9/11 was yesterday but i did all this and forgot to upload on time
(insert that family guy scene) 9...
A bar of soap is launched in their direction.
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These bottles ain't standing anymore
shampoo and conditioner: truly the twin towers of the shower
LATER
YES i know 9/11 was yesterday but i did all this and forgot to upload on time
(insert that family guy scene) 9...
in the aired plane. straight up "crashing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. The World Trade Center
My sils bday is on 9/11 and I think that's subconsciously such a big reason I liked her at first
