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someone make an “annoying pagans” version of the student athlete meme
Learning Divination
Day 1: wow i can't wait until i get to a point where I can figure all this out with ease! I hate having to look up symbols and meanings all the time!
3 years later: *staring into a tea cup, holding three books about symbols, and googling the meanings all at the same time* literally what the fuck
When you are a witch...
When you are a witch, you will see things in a new light When you are a witch, you’ll want to dance in the night When you are a witch, whispers won’t be voices but spirits When you are a witch, you can have a sense of normality but feel nowhere near it When you are a witch, things might seem hard When you are a witch, a familiar spirit will be your guard When you are a witch, loving is really loving and hurting is really hurting and nothing will be the same Now that you are a witch, you know that it isn’t a game.
it’s important to master blood magic and necromancy, so you can make use of the whole body
50 Things All Witches Do But Don't Admit
001: forgets which incense scent they bought and just rolls with it
002: buys bath supplies just for the pretty jar
003: misplaces all of their notes
004: forgets what a sigil looks like immediately after using it
005: leaves a candle burning by accident
006: mixes up correspondences
007: has to look up ingredient meanings
008: doubts if their spell worked
009: constantly reorganizes their supplies
010: burns themselves lighting candles
011: leaves spell remnants inside of materials for a week before finally cleaning it up
012: gossips with their tarot deck 24/7
013: gossips with their familiar 24/7
014: gossips with their deity 24/7
015: tries and fails to make their own magically infused bath and facial products
016: forgets what kind of crystals they bought and spends hours on Google figuring it out
017: even if they can't figure it out, just rolls with it
018: stalks the Dollar Tree more than is normal
019: low-key wants to have *real* magic powers
020: leaves random spell stuff (candle stubs, ashes, etc) laying on the altar
021: forgets to throw out the old and moldy food offering for their deity
022: doesn't practice witchcraft daily
023: buys spell ingredients and doesn't end up using them
024: low-key snags orange peels or other dry-able ingredients from family, friends, or garbage cans
025: makes excuses for why they need these things
026: always looking for jars
027: *stares at 20 empty jars on floor* "I still need more jars"
028: laughs when someone says sarcastically yells, "sorcery!" when they pull off an amazing feat.
029: forgets about the full moon until the night of
030: forgets about the new moon until the night of
031: doesn't even know what lunar cycle it is
032: is kinda iffy on the day of the week too
033: tbh, might not even know what month it is
034: casts a spell with no results
035: casts a spell with undesired results
036: uses store-bought instead of natural ingredients
037: plans a ritual and forgets about it
038: forgets steps during a ritual or spell
039: forgets to gather ingredients until halfway through a spell
040: completely messes up a spell and has to start over
041: does magic unintentionally
042: dresses as a witch for a Halloween party
043: forgets they did a spell until they start to see results
044: is still blown away by magic
045: feels overwhelmed by the amount of research
046: does not know everything about their craft
047: has evolved their craft many times
048: completely misses a sabbat or solstice
049: forgets about their solar or lunar water until three days later
050: makes shit up as they go