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Imagine being bean's little sister from disenchantment. You're more of what they considered "princess like," but like bean, you know how to kick ass. You have a good relationship with oona. You're a kind older sister to Derek. Dagmar may seem more focused on bean, but she still cares for you in her own way. Your aunt becca and Uncle cloyd somewhat like you, you're technically the only kid they tolerate. Let's say zog's glad you aren't completely like your sister. Bean loves and cares for you as an older sister. You've always been by her side fighting for what you believe in. You also treat luci like an actual cat. He says he doesn't like it, but we all know he's lying. Elfo also has a crush on you at some point but moves on. You also have a bunch of guys wanting to sleep with you, which gets on zog's nerves.

Imagine being hera and zues's rebellious daughter. They tell you one thing, you do the opposite. You were born beautiful, so they thought you were perfect, but then you grew and became a problem child. Not to mention you hang out with mortals. You also help people they dislike, for example, percy jackson. I feel like hera would try to make you wear stuff like pink dresses, and I mean so much pink, it makes you wanna barf. Whenever you escape their watchful eye, you change into your style, mostly black with a leather jacket. Hera's like that mom who was a pep cheerleader in high school, and you're her goth child who would most rather be alone. There was a moment where you cut off most of your hair, let's just say, hera was pissed and you're like,"jeez dude, it's just hair, " which only made it worse. You might ask how does zues go with this. It's his torture.