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Story time

So I love sharing this story, cause I it still makes me laugh and cause it was the spark to my multiple gender meltdowns.

So around - let’s say seventh grade - my school had a lockdown.  I later found out it was cause some guy was stealing a purse but whatever, it spared me the lesson.  Now in the classroom there was bathrooms and swear to god, everyone swarmed to the girl’s bathroom.  They literally poured in there until no one could fit.  So me and my group stayed in the corner between the bathrooms.

We all had roles, I spent the first half cramped with everyone else on the wall as one of my other friends stood in front of us like he was going to fight god and win.  Then I joined in with him as the four rest stayed behind us.  

This went on for a while - the guy was sure taking his sweet time but I still didn’t really mind.  I don’t know who, but someone brought up maybe we should go in the bathroom.  Except we all knew the only bathroom left was the boys and well, let’s just say we all turned out queer.  Except two - but anyway.

Me somehow feeling the most adrenaline in my life yelled “FUCK GENDER” and stomped into the boys bathroom.  Then we spent the rest of the time in there where one of my friends kept turning the lights on and off in attempt to scare us.  And the rest of us comforting someone else. 

Ah, good times.  Good times.