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Argumentative Sentences, Vol. 1
(Sentences from various sources for sparking up an argument between muses. Adjust phrasing where needed)
“I wish that you knew when to shut up.”
“What the bloody hell was all that about?”
“Who the hell do you think you are, interrogating me like this?”
“Your denial screams of guilt.”
“I’m not covering for you. If this gets out, you’re on your own.”
“Do you think you could survive for just a few minutes without showing off?”
“What the hell are you doing here?”
“I haven’t done any of the things you are accusing me of!”
“I’m not asking how you did it - I’m asking how could you?”
“I don’t mind you going, I mind you leaving me behind!”
“Do you have any idea what you’ve done?”
“Have you got no shame?”
“I didn’t want to do it, but I didn’t have a choice!”
“You want me to live by your rules but you can’t even live by them yourself!”
“Why can’t you just be normal for once?”
“Normal? You are not normal! This is not normal!”
“Are you trying to be impertinent?”
“Why are you always like this?”
“Nobody asked you to sacrifice yourself.”
“Oh, you meant spectacularly ignorant in a nice way?”
“Why do you want to piss on life before you’ve even lived it?”
“You ruin the life of everyone you’re close to!”
“You really are a pain in the arse, aren’t you?”
“Are you trying to annoy me?”
“You’ve wanted rid of me since this whole thing started!”
“Me? There’s nothing wrong with me!”
“Don’t make me order you.”
“Stop being such a drama queen!”
“You are starting to drive me nuts, you know that?”
“What the hell are you doing!?”