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If you had to choose...

Larry or Ben?

Oh, that's evil… what context?

Someone to get drunk with? Larry

Someone to help me with assembling Ikea furniture? Ben (Larry and I would just end up calling Ben anyway)

Someone who I can get arrested with for stealing, and getting away with it? Larry

Someone to cry over with when the main character dies in a movie? Ben

Someone to fuck? Both (fight me)

Someone to go to an amusement park together? Larry

Someone to get lost in the woods with? Ben

Someone to write dialogs for in my fics for the rest of my life? Larry

Someone to draw for the rest of my life? Ben

The ideal option for these above and literally every other: