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“Are you fem, masc, or androgynous?”
I’m a lifelong Firefox user.
If you had to choose...
Larry or Ben?
Oh, that's evil… what context?
Someone to get drunk with? Larry
Someone to help me with assembling Ikea furniture? Ben (Larry and I would just end up calling Ben anyway)
Someone who I can get arrested with for stealing, and getting away with it? Larry
Someone to cry over with when the main character dies in a movie? Ben
Someone to fuck? Both (fight me)
Someone to go to an amusement park together? Larry
Someone to get lost in the woods with? Ben
Someone to write dialogs for in my fics for the rest of my life? Larry
Someone to draw for the rest of my life? Ben
The ideal option for these above and literally every other:
You know that feeling...
When you’re really passionate about something
And you want people to know it
And then someone asks you to explain why you love it
And you just...
Can’t put it into words
Because...
There are none to describe it
And then you look dumb
And nobody takes you seriously about it
And you keep that thing you’re passionate about
Tucked deep inside you
So that only you can see it
Yeah...
If like, you should stay down beneath
I'll swim down
Would you?
Ice type is the worst type of all
In the games yeah but I think the designs of them are pretty cool