You Were Then Promptly Found Dead In A Ditch 3 Days Later - Tumblr Posts

(Soldier) What? Wasn’t it obvious? They were the gorgeous tumblr user! Watch, they’ll turn gorgeous any second now.

…

(Soldier) Any second now.

Aha! See? Oh wait no, that’s blood.

(Heavy) So, ve still have problem?

(Soldier) Alright, who’s going to go look for the gorgeous Tumblr user?

(YOUR BEAUTIFUL ASS DISGUISED AS THE INNOCENT BLUE SCOUT) right behind you.

(TF2 theme plays)

be careful, i have heard rumors that a gorgeous mother fucker is scrolling tumblr right fucking now