Kinda Sad My Ex Broke Up With Me Before We Got To Fuck. I KNOW That Man Wouldve Fucked Like A Demon.

Kinda sad my ex broke up with me before we got to fuck. I KNOW that man would’ve fucked like a demon.

RAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BITOP URGERERR

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So I’m playing cult of the lamb and I have this follower, he’s a red panda and his names arty, and he’s one of my favorites so I get the marriage thing and marry him. But even before I married him he gave me this quest and was like “hey I think this follower is an imposter and secretly hates the cult.” Or some shit like that and because I’m easily made smitten, I say, “of course!” And I run off and track down the guy, evil smile and all. I find him and we talk, he says some perfectly normal shit like, “oh hey leader! I love you sooo muuuuuch!” Just normal cultish dick sucking stuff and I go back to arty kind of doubting it but it’s whatever. I talk to arty, and I tell him what the guy said and he’s like “omg that’s so suspicious!” And I’m second guessing myself and I’m thinking something along the lines of, yeah, you know what, that is kinda suspect, and I walk away. Now after we got married, Arty runs up to me and tells me that the guy was doing bad shit and that he HAD to be put in jail, so I do it, I throw the guy in prison and I check on his stats and it says that he was innocent and I shouldn’t be imprisoning him. I think about it for a second, collect my reward from arty for putting the guy away, and then let him back out of prison felling kind of confused. A little while later, Arty walks up to me and tells me, “you have to kill him, he’s going to ruin the cult.” I’m so confused, but that’s my husband, I can’t NOT. He’d be upset and I’ve already done all the other things he asked of me, what’s this matter? And I have a sacrifice ritual I can do that will raise the loyalty of the rest of my followers. So I just slink into the church, check if I can do the ritual, I can, I do. Quest now complete, I run back to Arty, I get my reward, and then I give him a smooch. Now I feel weird and find it kind of hilarious I accidentally married a psycho. THEN, he walks up to me and tells me his brothers in the forest and he wants me to find him, I go and I find him immediately, Arty is happy. And now they’re inseparable and I’m sitting here laughing over the fact I married a male red panda version of love from YOU, brother constantly trailing behind them included.

Why don’t the British audio makers say “tally ho” after they cum papa 🥺

PEOPLE NEED TO WRITE MORE SMUT ABOUT PYRAMID HEAD 😭 BRO IM STARVING I NEED MORE HES SO FUCKING HOTTTIDHBDBSBZBZJAAGAFSFSCA

I fr just cried over being told I didn’t have apologize for overthinking. I am unwell.