Hamlet Said "obviously If My Father Was Murdered Then I Don't Want The Murderer To Get Away With It But

hamlet said "obviously if my father was murdered then I don't want the murderer to get away with it but I should make sure this ghost was telling the truth and it wasn't a trick or hallucination or something before I do any murders" and for 400 years scholars have been responding "SO fucking wimpy and wishy washy, a real man would kill without second thought"

Nobody better slam my girl Hubble Telescope after the Webb Telescope pics came out, alright? For YEARS she was the baddest bitch around and we owe her nothing but gratitude

Your top three motivational lines for a procrastinator. Shoot.

Asexual Jupiter? Impossible

Ace flag color picked from James Webb’s infrared photo of Jupiter!

Random human : So what's your name?

Hunter : hum, Hunter.

Hunter : (why did I say that? Hunter is probably a weird name here on earth!)

Random human : (lol ok white boy)

Yes to all of these, to add a few personal experiences as the youngest of many

-I am my brothers favorite. I know this because my sister once asked him to take her to Starbucks because she was his favorite sister so I shouted “IM his favorite sister” and he agreed with me

-the most random things said (our family ALSO made a cards against humanity: inside joke edition and we keep notes of weird things people say)

-I made an over dramatic post about my sister not returning my hand heart and like 3 months later she saw it and asked if it was about her

-one of my sisters and I have a very specific routine for getting ice cream and it’s always just the two of us at the same place

-I used to be obsessed with Singing in the Rain when I was younger and my dad named the gopher that eats our garden Pierre so whenever we see him we all start quoting the “Pierre you shouldn’t have come” scene

-when I mean obsessed I mean we were on a cross country road trip I made everyone in the car watch it back to back like 5 times and I’m the only one who didn’t get sick of it

-I shared a room with one sibling until I was 10 and she listened to Harry Potter every night to fall asleep, specifically book 7 disc 3 because it was the only one from that book without anything scary, now we both can recite that disc almost word for word

-one sibling went to see the American Girl Doll Revue and eventually passed the CD down to me. It’s been like 10 years and I can still sing the songs and everyone else in the family hates it. Addies story was scary.

Writing about siblings in an upcoming bit, and it got me thinking about sibling energy. So, share your favorite sibling energy, either from first-hand experience or fiction!

My current thoughts are “would start a fight at a family reunion if sibling got insulted”, “would prefer if no fights were had at the family reunion”, “always understands each other and could probably communicate solely in weird facial expressions”, and of course, “could give a half-hour PowerPoint about how awesome sibling is with ten minutes notice, and it would probably go over”.