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Lol. I'm Taking A Bath And Binx, My Void Kitty, Was Sleeping On The Rim Of The Tub. "Was" Being The Operative
Lol. I'm taking a bath and Binx, my void kitty, was sleeping on the rim of the tub. "Was" being the operative word there. My poor void just fell in the tub and dragged some of my kids bath toys with him. 🤣 Good thing he doesn't mind water too much.

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Batman Twitter AU Masterpost
Warning: first couple aren’t the best but they get better/funnier as I get used to doing it
part-one The start
part-two Tim left alone
part-three bully Jason
part-four Duke makes new pfps
part-five Bruce and Oliver did WHAT
part-six beach and heroes
part-seven FMK gone wrong
part-eight movies and kidnappings
part-nine Father’s Day/bully duck
part-ten Bruce/Insert your fav
part-eleven DAMIAN
part-twelve Jason is a Swiftie
part-thirteen girl math with Steph
part-fourteen Damian love Jon
part-fifteen Let Duke be crazy 2k24 and Bruce kidnapped
part-sixteen Bully Bruce - again
part-seventeen Joker gets his shit rocked
part-eighteen So much idk what to focus on
DPxDC prompt (?)
Okay I'm thinking Danny, with a de-aged Dan and Ellie, move to Gotham while being hunted by the GIW. What's the first thing he does after securing a place to stay? Why, contact the local revenant of course. This is kinda how I see it going.
“Ay boss, is someun er ta see ya.” Bob said while peeking through the open office door. Everyone knows that when Red Hood has his door open it was okay to pop in. No one has made the mistake of interrupting the Hood when the doors closed a second time.
“Who is it?” Jason asked, not even looking up from his papers.
“Says he goes by ‘Danny’.” Bob said while stepping fully into office.
“Who the fuck is Danny? Don't think I know anyone by that name. What's he look like?” Jason asked, signing off on something before putting it aside.
“Not sommun from round er. Skinny fella. He’s one a them twinks is wha I think they called em. He’s Wayne bait. Thas fo cerain.” Bob saids with a shrug.
With a sigh Jason stands up and moves the rest of his papers into one of his desk’s drawers.
“Fine. Let him in. Probably Replacement with that description.” Jason says. Grumbling the last part.
A few minutes later a young man. Maybe a year younger than Jason walked in. Wayne bait was definitely an understatement. Like I had all the physical characteristics and was marking the exits.
“So Danny, what can the great Red Hood do for you?” Jason asked while spreading his arms wide.
“Me and my kids need to lay low. Crime Alley seemed like the best place for that.” Danny said before shifting his eyes to look a little to the right of Jason's helmeted head.
“A lot of people come here when they have nowhere else to go. But few come talk to me about it.” Jason said while leaning back in his chair.
Danny looked back at Jason with a considering look before sighing and pulling out a flash drive from one of his pockets.
“Look. The only reason why I'm approaching you is because this might affect some of the people in Gotham. And now that I've gotten a good look at you I guarantee it will affect you specifically if the people who are after me come here. It wouldn't sit right with me if I didn't give you some sort of heads up.” He said while placing the USB on the desk and stepping back.
“What's on it?” Jason asked nodding towards the USB.
“Laws that make it legal for people like us to be captured, experimented on, and ended. If you want to know more you just have to plug in the USB and read through the files.” Danny said. “As for me I just want to keep my kids safe. Do you have any questions for me while I'm here or am I good to go?”
“Yeah. What made you decide that here was the best place to lay low?”
“What better place to hide than one of the most cursed cities in America?” Danny said before offering a half hearted salute and walking out of the office.
Day 18 Revenge
“Come now Little Badger! After everything he did to you?” Vlad said as he started to drag himself across his lab. His legs mangled, and powers inaccessible due to the ecto suppressor that Danny managed to clamp onto his wrist. “He’s the reason you died. The reason you are constantly being hunted. The reason you are - “
“Enough Vlad. Enough. It doesn’t matter whose fault it is. Not really. Not when you killed Dad in a bid for revenge.” Danny said as he raised his hand up and pointed it at Vlad. Ecto blast ready.
“Then why are you doing this? Please! We are so much alike! We could do so much if we worked together. Please, don’t end me.” Vlad begged.
“I hate you Vlad. But you are right about one thing. We do have some things in common. Which is why you shouldn’t be surprised that I’m here. After all. You took someone away from me that I loved.” Danny said before firing. Not giving Vlad any more time.
“Time out.”
“Hay Clocky. Are you here to end me? Does this lead to Dark Danny?”
“No Daniel. I came to apologize.”
“For what? Was this one of the things that I would have to do for one of your better futures or some shit?”
“No. But it still doesn’t make this any easier. I’m sorry.” Clockwork said before placing his hand on Danny’s shoulder. “Rewind.”
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“Dann-o! Hurry up! Don’t want the fish to start biting before we get there do you?” Jack yelled as he ran up to the GAV with the last bit of their camping gear.
“Huh?” Danny blinked and looked around.
“You okay Danny?” Jazz asked walking up behind him.
“Ya. Just. Feel like I’ve seen this before.”
“Don’t say that too loud. Mom and Dad might think you’ve been overshadowed. Then we’ll never get to go camping.”
“You’re right. Let's go.”
“Come on you two! Don’t want to keep your Dad waiting.” Maddie said as she walked past her children.
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Okay, I started this little drabble thinking I would just do today's Revenge prompt but I guess Clockwork didn’t like having Danny go this dark because the next thing I knew there was some time travel going on. Not that Danny realized.
Placeholder Names
Another one from the depths of my drive.
Xe was helping in the lab when one of the humans called out to xe.
“Hay Elihu. Can you hand me that whatchamacallit?” Dan asked looking up from the microscope in front of him flapping one of his appendages.
“Forgive me Human-Dan but xe’s translator does not know that word.” Xe said tilted xe’s head.
“What? Oh! I need the sample slides on that desk.” Dan said flapping his appendage again before turning back to the microscope and thanking xe for the slides.
A few minutes later xe went down to engineering.
“Human-Jane? The commander asked that xe retrieve the equipment that was loaned.” Xe said.
“The equipment? Oh! You know. The thingamajig? It’s on the whatchamacallit over there.” Human-Jane said pointing to one of the work benches.
Confused Xe looked between the bench and Human-Jane.
“Human-Jane? Xe has a question. Earlier today Human-Dan asked xe to grab something and the translator could not translate. Now you have used the same word for a completely different thing plus another word. Please explain.”
“Well. What were the words?” Human-Jane asked.
“Human-Dan used the word whatchamacallit for some test slides. You now use it for the workbench. Plus, you used another word that cannot be translated. Thingamajig.” Xe said tilting xe’s head sideways in question when Human-Jane began to laugh.
“Oh! I can see where you got confused. Those aren’t real words. Well, they are but not really? Like doodad and doohickey.” Human-Jane said.
“If they are not real words then why do you use them?” Xe asked.
“To describe things when we forget what they're called. Besides, if you think about it… All words are fake.” Human-Jane said going back to work.
“Every time xe thinks xe understands you humans something even more insane comes up.” Xe said as xe left the room leaving behind a now laughing Human-Jane.
This popped into my head at like 02:49 and I didn't want to start my PC back up or lose it in my notes so I'm putting it here. No clue if I'll write more but if anyone wants they can add their own tidbits. It's not edited and was typed out on my cell so sorry for any errors.
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“So what's a kid like you doing in a place like this?” Red hood asks as he walked across the rooftop that Danny was laying on.
“Trying to see the stars.”
“This is Gotham, kid. You're in the wrong city if you want to go stargazing.”
Sighing Danny sits up and wraps his arms around his legs. Gotham indeed. If not for Lady Gotham and Clockwork he would be… Nope… No. Back in the box. We're not thinking about the thing we're not thinking about. ‘It's okay to feel. Okay to grieve.’ Shut up.
“I miss them.” Danny mumbled into the silence.
“The stars?”
“...Ya.”
“... I don't know about you kid but I'm starving. Ya want some Bat burger?” Red Hood asked as he reached out a hand to help Danny up. As if Danny had already agreed.
“Shouldn't take food from strangers.” Danny said as he stood up.
“Good advice. You going to take it?”
“You’re paying and I'm there when you order.”
“Deal.”