Blaine : But Kurt I Need You!

Blaine : But Kurt I need you!

Kurt : FOR WHAT exactly? Certainly not for sex or for confiding important things. Reaching for things on the top shelf, perhaps?

Blaine: ...

Kurt: I said what I said.

Glee writers got one thing right in s6, if a show was all about Rachel it would flop.

Sebastian : This is Kurt Hummel, we had sex.

Kurt : We didn't have sex.

Sebastian : Then why do I remember you.

Blaine : Hey Mr. Schue, can I leave a little early?

Blaine : I teach water aerobics to seniors after glee club and they yell at me if I’m late. They can get racist.

Blaine : They don’t know what I am so it’s kind of all over the place…

Commissioned from the lovely artemidie!

I mentioned a couple of days ago how hilarious it’d be if Santana actually knew how to do bird calls (as she had led her mom to believe, when the latter asked about the sounds Santana’d been making while ralphing out the alcohol in her system during BIOTA), and u/juliepatch had this incredibly cute idea of Kurt and Santana being bird besties!!! This inevitably lead me to imagining them as birdwatching buddies–I mean, New York’s got tons of parks and forests prime for birdwatching, right? Why not :)))

(Also, I just love the idea of Santana being able to do a Nikki Hawk 😂😂😂 )

I love my English lectures but one thing that genuinely upsets me is seeing how many works of Irish literature are claimed as or assumed to be “British literature”. Like Dracula, Oscar Wilde and Seamus Heaney weren’t British artists...they were Irish. Why does Britain get to take credit for Irish pieces???