Kurt Hummel - Tumblr Posts
glee covers where rachel berry lurks in the shadows without any vocals, chef’s kiss
Sebastian*looking at the camera like he's in the office* : If Kurt does One more nice thing I will immediately catch feelings.
Kurt: So I got you coff-
Sebastian: SON OF A BITCH!
Every kb fic ever
Sebastian: I promise you, we'll never fight over guys again. Bros before hoes.
Kurt: My boyfriend is not a hoe.
Sebastian: My bitches are your bitches if you want 'em, okay?
Kurt: I don't.
Sebastian : Your bitches are your bitches.
why all the good gays be having the same damn hair on glee
NO NO NO BUT BUT
Vocally Pink Houses is an underrated Kurt solo mi amigos, y’all just don’t see it because of the hilarious hetero faces he pulled.
someone gotta separate kurt’s vocals in all the klaine duets and put it on youtube man
quinn dresses exactly like kurt sometimes, that’s ,,, gay.
idk how blaine sabotaging kurt’s diet is any different than kitty mindfucking with marley by changing the sizes of her clothes . idc if anyone argues that kitty and marley became friends and kitty became tolerable, she never had a proper redemption arc, she remained a bitch, she may have actually intentionally confessed to doing this to marley during the shooting so no one could punish her , thus lifting the weight off of the writers’ shoulders of a plotline out of the limits of their very tiny skillset, which is racist one liners, kitty continued to be transphobic white trash, just like blaine continued to be a bag of dicks. i mean come on even evil sebastian wasn’t sexist.
Sebastian : This is Kurt Hummel, we had sex.
Kurt : We didn't have sex.
Sebastian : Then why do I remember you.
Kurt : Watch how fast Santana can eat if you ask her to share.
Kurt : Hey, can I get bite of tha-
Sebastian : Wow ,that was 38 seconds and four bites for the the extra large double patty burger.
At the Dalton staircase during the proposal.
Kurt: Wow, you put so much work into it! Much more than you ever put into our relationship. Graduate high school buddy, maybe then I'll consider it.
Sebastian : Woo!
Sebastian: What? It was a sick burn.
Blaine : But Kurt I need you!
Kurt : FOR WHAT exactly? Certainly not for sex or for confiding important things. Reaching for things on the top shelf, perhaps?
Blaine: ...
Kurt: I said what I said.
peraltiago is straight kurtbastian change my mind.
Kurt: You're not Gilbert Blythe. You'll never be Gilbert Blythe.
Blaine:*runs away crying*
be lgbt do depression and anxiety
Kurt: You are so full of yourself!
Sebastian : Well, I'd much rather be full of you, but you think I'm "annoying".
Kurt with flowers in his hair 🌸💮🏵️🌹🌺🌻🌼🌷
(click for better quality!)
Special thanks to @backslashdelta for the outfit idea!!
Santana: Prepare for trouble.
Sebastian : Then make it double.
Santana : To protect the world from devastation.
Sebastian: To unite all people within our nation.
Santana: To denounce the evils of truth and love.
Sebastian: To extend our reach to the skies above.
Santana : Sannie!
Sebastian: Sebs!
Santana : Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light.
Sebastian: Surrender now or prepare to fight.
Kurt :Meow, that's right!
Their parents at the dinner table: ...