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I just don’t get it Blaine can attempt sexually assault people , Santana can tear down people unprovoked, Rachel can send a girl to a crack house for being more talented than her, Sue can date rape a guy for blackmail.
But its Kurt who deserves to have every single insecurity he has thrown into his face by someone he'd grown to trust and love because he tried to look out for her after w he fucking watched his ex date a man who threatened to kill him after sexually assaulting him.
Puck can exploit Quinn’s insecurities and get her drunk to fuck her, and yet Kurt doing a little match-making so he can spend time simply hanging out with Finn is creepy.Great.
blaine anderson is soo progressive , he showed us gay men can have toxic masculinity too!
The New Directions when Kurt left: If I could get Kurt back I'd be a Hero!
The Warblers when Blaine left: Where is gay cyclops? Still trying to stumble his way in?
Blaine: I can't believe you're dating Sebastian, he tried to blind me!
Kurt: Technically he was just trying to ruin my clothes, whereas Dave threatened to kill me so you got the short end of the stick on reformed bullies
I love how every popular Kurt ship fits into a different genre vibe-wise.
Hallmark rom , the good kind (yes they exist).
Teen rom-com.
Drama.
Sit-com.
Psychological thriller.
No screw this why do poc women have to live on the white main character’s scraps , why does Santana getting solos have to mean less solos for Mercedes , literally every scene that would flesh her as a character more were cut so Rachel could do some boring screechy number, her duets and storylines with Mercedes were abandoned in favour of Pezberry, what even was that. Why did a perfectly iconic and talented character like Tina have to be shat on every two seconds for no real reason, whereas Rachel hears the truth for a second she’s a victim of bullying it’s her against the world, she’ll rise above and succeed but for others all this unnecessary bullying is just ,,a fact of life? Don’t blame a cast member for being talented, blame the writers for not knowing how to do their jobs
people don't really acknowledge it, because Rachel is the more obvious culprit, but Santana becoming a main character absolutely had a big part in Mercedes not getting the amount of solos that she used to. by season three, Santana ended up taking solos that Mercedes would've probably had, had Santana remained a background character.
I’m probably the only one who thinks this but Blaine Anderson despite being a was a terrible person was a well written character.
Every kb fic ever
someone gotta separate kurt’s vocals in all the klaine duets and put it on youtube man
idk how blaine sabotaging kurt’s diet is any different than kitty mindfucking with marley by changing the sizes of her clothes . idc if anyone argues that kitty and marley became friends and kitty became tolerable, she never had a proper redemption arc, she remained a bitch, she may have actually intentionally confessed to doing this to marley during the shooting so no one could punish her , thus lifting the weight off of the writers’ shoulders of a plotline out of the limits of their very tiny skillset, which is racist one liners, kitty continued to be transphobic white trash, just like blaine continued to be a bag of dicks. i mean come on even evil sebastian wasn’t sexist.
Blaine reading signs of being an abusive boyfriend.
i love that watching glee is like
character I like comes onscreen: I love this homosexual.
character I hate comes on onscreen: I hate this homosexual
At the Dalton staircase during the proposal.
Kurt: Wow, you put so much work into it! Much more than you ever put into our relationship. Graduate high school buddy, maybe then I'll consider it.
Sebastian : Woo!
Sebastian: What? It was a sick burn.
Blaine : But Kurt I need you!
Kurt : FOR WHAT exactly? Certainly not for sex or for confiding important things. Reaching for things on the top shelf, perhaps?
Blaine: ...
Kurt: I said what I said.
Blaine : I look down on you.
Sebastian: You could never, you're too short.
I love how everyone else looks like a happy teenager in the promo pics but Blaine, hmm, he looks like his water just broke. I also do not understand his outfit, is he a toddler, an old man , retro ,a man with a desk job from South Asia ( I can say that, I’m south asian so yk that’s accurate), Blaine Anderson remains a mystery.
the dancer of our generation
Blaine “I can spin on my heel like literally everyone else so I must be a genius” Anderson
Kurtbastian drunk af
Kurt : What do we even have in common besides terrible taste in men.
Sebastian : Tall, tall hair.
They fear he will twerk on them if they don’t stay under the radar or worse still angrily serenade them while making uncomfortablly emotive faces.
this performance makes me want to die
I don’t remember this I MUST’VE fast forwarded this , much before I even consciously hated Blaine , but like screw you for exposing me to this abomination this will haunt my nightmares. Thanks a lot.
Kurt: You're not Gilbert Blythe. You'll never be Gilbert Blythe.
Blaine:*runs away crying*