Albus: Let. Go. Of. My. Hair.

Albus: Let. Go. Of. My. Hair.

Aberforth: You first.

Albus : How about we both do it on the count of three? 1...2...3.

Albus: Now I'm just disappointed in both of us.

Call me a Bad Queer but tbh Albus Percival Witholding Vital Information Brian Dumbledore has never been forthcoming about anything in his life so it probably DOES make narrative sense that he doesn’t just waltz up to Newt Scamander in 1928 and say “hey you know that guy who’s trying to become Wizard Hitler?  Yeah we made out one time.”

dumbledore: harry. you need to protect yourself against mind reading

harry: already sorted professor, ain't got no mind to read

dumbledore: no thoughts?

harry: head empty

Teen Albus *giggles and affectionately slaps Gellert's arm* : You're crazyyy.

Teen Albus* a little somber this time*: No, but seriously you need help.

Aberforth in 1899: I think Gellert is a manipulator and a horrible person overall.

Albus: Ugh! I can’t believe I’m gonna sleep with him. Aberforth: Well, you don’t have to. Albus: No, I’m gonna.

Albus: I love all of my siblings.

Albus: There’s Aberforth, Ariana, and..

Albus: [looks at smudged writing on hand]

Albus: Australia.