Grindledore - Tumblr Posts
I have only just now realised that you can sort tumblr posts by type.
NOW I CAN READ THROUGH ALL OF THE TEXT BASED GRINDLEDORE POSTS I WANT WITHOUT GETTING BOMBARDED BY NFSW FANART! MY I-HAVE-NO-IDEA-WHAT-MY-SEXUALITY-IS-I-DON'T-FUCKING-WANNA-DATE-BUT-I-STILL-CRUSH-ON-PEOPLE-CAUSE-THEY'RE-HOT-EVERY-NOW-AND-THEN ARSE IS FUCKING SINGING
anyways back to my degeneracy.
My definition of pure joy and relaxation is scrolling through grindledore textposts on tumblr while watching faline san videos.
do not ask how i do those two things simultaneously i do not know either.
so i'm introducing the boys i nanny to x men and
him: oh, i get it! so professor x and magneto are kind of like dumbledore and grindelwald
me, tearing up: yes, it's exactly like that
Albus Dumbledore and the Tragedy of Love
I have never actually shared something I have published on Tumblr (I am a professor and political theorist/commentator by trade) but it occurred to me this piece is something other Dumbledore blogs may enjoy. It's from the May 2022 issue of the Rowling Review.
harry: voldemort is the most horrible person in this world.
dumbledore: my ex will be sad to know he's been dethroned.
albus, rollerblading into the house with a cocktail in hand: gellert, dear, you're not gonna fucking believe this.
Can you believe teenage Albus Dumbledore invented dark academia.
rip dumbledore you would have loved lil nas x fucking the devil before killing him.
Newt to Albus : Must be hard having an ex wanted across all nations.
Newt: You block them on social media, they show up on the world news, so unavoidable.
JKR: Durmstrang students can do magic with their fingers.
Albus : FUCK YEAH THEY CAN
Gellert: I’ve never been in a snowball fight
Albus: really? Why?
Gellert: i don’t get the rules. Is it like a point system , or to the death?
Gellert’s gathering
Gellert: *huffs a fucking skull* Anyone that passes on this hit is a coward. Get out of my club!
Teen Albus *giggles and affectionately slaps Gellert's arm* : You're crazyyy.
Teen Albus* a little somber this time*: No, but seriously you need help.
government: fight your maniac ex. dumbledore *filing his nails, looking at a gay mirror*: um no this gay pendant doohickey says I can't sorry. meanwhile charles xavier who hasnt shaved or taken a single shower since the divorce screaming at the top of his lungs in a metal wheelchair: ERIIIIIIK STOooOOP
Here have this list of non-canon ships I like (MLM) 🤷🏻♀️
Stucky Steve Rogers × Bucky Barnes
Buddie Evan "Buck" Buckley × Eddie Diaz
Johnlock John Watson × Sherlock Holmes
Hannigram Hannibal Lecter × Will Graham
Thiam Theo Raeken × Liam Dunbar
Newtmas Newt × Thomas
Reddie Richie Tozier × Eddie Kaspbrak
Destiel Dean Winchester × Castiel
Lokius Loki × Mobius
JJPope JJ Maybank × Pope Heyward
Cherik Charles Xavier × Erik Lehnsherr
Byler Will Byers × Mike Wheeler
Grindledore Gellert Grindelwald × Albus Dumbledore
Jaaron Paul "Jesus" Rovia × Aaron
Lawrusso Johnny Lawrence × Daniel Lawrusso
Scorbus Scorpius Malfoy × Albus Potter
Steddie Steve Harrington × Eddie Munson
Stuilly Stu Macher × Billy Loomis
Merthur Merlin × Arthur Pendragon