Gellert Grindelwald - Tumblr Posts

rip dumbledore you would have loved lil nas x fucking the devil before killing him.

Thinking about how rita skeeter canceled albus for being a wizard supremacist for dick

Newt to Albus : Must be hard having an ex wanted across all nations.

Newt: You block them on social media, they show up on the world news, so unavoidable.

currently thinking about how young dumbledore’s breath hitches ever so slightly when his and grindelwald’s palms touch

Me : Albus graduated magic high school he must've gotten to second base with someone.

Albus when Gellert holds his hand :🎵 I made it throUGH tHE WIldERNESS🎵

JKR: Durmstrang students can do magic with their fingers.

Albus : FUCK YEAH THEY CAN

Queenie and Vinda walking hand in hand

Gellert: Oh look at us we're in love and happy and not dead inside. Get fucked both of you.

Afterlife

Gellert: Lol what do you even do here give star stickers to your former students for their valiant efforts in the war?

Albus: Yes.

Albus: Would you like one ?

Gellert:...I'd like that.

You know, being able to read The Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledore would be really helpful right about now.

Gellert: I’ve never been in a snowball fight

Albus: really? Why?

Gellert: i don’t get the rules. Is it like a point system , or to the death?

gellert: * delivers an absolutely incoherent argument * 

albus, in his mind: thank god you’re pretty

Teen Albus *giggles and affectionately slaps Gellert's arm* : You're crazyyy.

Teen Albus* a little somber this time*: No, but seriously you need help.

Auror: Fuck you!

Gellert: You wish you could.

Albus*resisting the urge the laugh*:

Gellert *noticing it and trying to make him laugh*: Not you though, Albus, you could totally get up on this, if you wanted.

Gellert tries to destroy Paris

Albus: Very interesting, rare, impressive brand of magic though.

Newt: WhoSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?

Gellert: You're in her Owls, I'm setting Paris on fire to get his attention we are not the same.

Ariana: Yk gays look for their dad in their boyfriends? You totally have a chance with Albus

Gellert: How am I like your father, pray tell?

Aberforth: You're gonna die in prison.

Ariana:...

Ariana: I was going to say you're blonde

Albus: I know you think my judgement is clouded.

Aberforth: You doodled your wedding invites.

Albus: That was our joint tombstone.

Aberforth: My bad.

after gellert loses the fiftieth time of the year bc he mentioned albus in the middle of battle

Vinda: Do I look like Albus to you?

Gellert: No.

Vinda: Then why are you trying to screw me?

Travers : Your ex is killing people!

Albus: That sounds like a you problem.

Durmstrang proffesor: By God is that your blood?

Gellert: It is blood that belongs to me, yes.