Sangwoo: I Wish I Had Money But No I Have To Wash My Skin And Feel Emotions

sangwoo: i wish i had money but no i have to wash my skin and feel emotions

ali: are you thinking evil thoughts? sangwoo: no, why? ali: why did your glasses anime shine when you pushed them up the bridge of your nose then?

sangwoo: i just want someobody to take me out gihun: like on a date or with a sniper? sangwoo: surprise me.

Airport Security: Are you guys carrying any weopens or contraband? Jiyeong: Nope. Sangwoo: Just these bombass tits Jiyeong: And this dynamite pussy.

Security: Whose cocaine is this then? Jiyeong: Omg lol who put that in there?

Sangwoo: I don't like babies they hold their arms out and I think they like me for me but then they pull my hair and snatch my glasses and I think to myself , I have been scammed. Absolutely humiliating.

Also Sangwoo with Ali's baby: Oh you like my glasses? You can have my glasses, you can have my contacts, you can have my eyeballs. You can just claw them out with your little chubby baby fingers. Yes you can! Who's strong like his dad? You are! You could just yank my eyeball out like yo-yo, little Hercules. *starts making unintelligle baby noises* Ali: Hyung your babytalk is freaking me out. Baby: *giggles*

saebyeok: don't pick people with your heart or pussy ali: literally what else is left saebyeok: your brain?

gihun: man forgot his whole ass brain jiyeong: he read this text with his pussy