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Mrs. Cho:
I sometimes headcannon that Sangwoo's mom often shrugs off marriage proposals for her son by saying he has "high standards" is partly because she knows he is gay and accepts him for who he is
Gihun: I thought if Sangwoo stopped being suicidal, he would be nicer. Gihun: But he is worse...so much worse. Sangwoo *walking by*: Hey Gihun, The straights called! They want their baseball cap back. Gihun: Oh for fuck's sake not this again *to Sangwoo* Oh yeah? Well, they called me and told me to tell you they want their business major back. Jiyeong: Hey Gihun! How's the weather up there, the stoners want their hair back *both walk away laughing* Gihun *sigh* : He's even worse when Saebyeok's here.
Jiyeong and Sangwoo hopping away arm in arm pointing at Gihun: Hey look at Gihun, he's got feminine hips, lmao Gihun: Noo that's the thing I'm sensitive about!
sangwoo: in about five months imma be your second spouse
ali: w-what happens to the first ?
sangwoo *narrowing eyes at junho*: lol nothing the cops can prove!
Ali: You'll never leave me right?
Sangwoo: Are you kidding me, why would I do that? You're gonna get custody of all my friends in the split if we break up. Literally none of them like me more than they like you.
Sangwoo *crying*: Sometimes I can still hear his voice.
Ali's ghost: Gay gay homosexual gay
Sangwoo: I don't like babies they hold their arms out and I think they like me for me but then they pull my hair and snatch my glasses and I think to myself , I have been scammed. Absolutely humiliating.
Also Sangwoo with Ali's baby: Oh you like my glasses? You can have my glasses, you can have my contacts, you can have my eyeballs. You can just claw them out with your little chubby baby fingers. Yes you can! Who's strong like his dad? You are! You could just yank my eyeball out like yo-yo, little Hercules. *starts making unintelligle baby noises* Ali: Hyung your babytalk is freaking me out. Baby: *giggles*
jiyeong: i like how you guys pretend to be accepting about everything but when your friend suddenly shows up in your home, moves in and goes through all your stuff you're offended?
gihun: if I punch myself and it hurts does that make me strong or weak. ali: it makes you strong! oh ilnam: it makes you weak, pussy. sangwoo: interesting so the dilemma here is, is your pain tolerance low or your strength high. for this you need to collect data from other canditates and compare. punch other people and be punched.
jiyeong: yeah do it !
saebyeok: it actually makes you an idiot.
saebyeok: you did this you told the guards about my knife cho sangwoo: i was levelling the playing field!
saebyeok: yup you sure did! *bitch slaps him* sangwoo: You can't hit me! saebyeok: sure i can Slut! jiyeong: stop the violence. gihun: hey hey !what happened to us being a family? saebyeok: oh please he has a ~brotHeR~
sangwoo: walk away! and fix your bangs! saebyeok *combs through her bangs with her fingers violently*