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Mrs. Cho:
I sometimes headcannon that Sangwoo's mom often shrugs off marriage proposals for her son by saying he has "high standards" is partly because she knows he is gay and accepts him for who he is
Ali to Sangwoo: You're a ✨gift✨ to this world :) Gihun: he's a bitch actually Ali: I'm going to slap you so hard you tear the bounds of space and time and find yourself in the next week.
ali: im dating cho gihun: cho sangwoo. pride of ssangmundong the genius who graduated top of his class? ali: cho mama gihun: ... ali: no but fr im dating sangwoo
Gihun: I thought if Sangwoo stopped being suicidal, he would be nicer. Gihun: But he is worse...so much worse. Sangwoo *walking by*: Hey Gihun, The straights called! They want their baseball cap back. Gihun: Oh for fuck's sake not this again *to Sangwoo* Oh yeah? Well, they called me and told me to tell you they want their business major back. Jiyeong: Hey Gihun! How's the weather up there, the stoners want their hair back *both walk away laughing* Gihun *sigh* : He's even worse when Saebyeok's here.
Sangwoo: Hey guards! It's homophobic the tux round wasn't earlier when Ali was alive. Saebyeok *nods*: Jiyeong too.
Saebyeok *steps out in graduation tux for graduation ceremony*: Get a load of this, fuckers! Gihun *starts crying hysterically*: They grow up so fast! Sangwoo* tentative pat*:Gihun. Gihun *still crying*: Seems like yesterday she was this tiny little shrimp picking my pockets
Sangwoo : GIHUN! Get it together, you're supposed to be driving her to the ceremony. Ali *whispers*: Can't you do it? Sangwoo: Oh um...I don't have a driver's license. Ali: Bitch fr? Sangwoo: Yeah the instructor kept yelling "ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL BOTH OF US!" and then I finally started crying and yelled "YEAH! SEE YOU IN HELL." and crashed straight into a wall, so that's how I sort of got uh... banned from every centre in Seoul.
Saebyeok: Hey Sangwoo, if Gihun's my bi dad, you're my cool gay uncle right? Sangwoo: A little lesson? As your uncle, cool or not, you should know flattery doesn't work on people who hate themselves. What do you want? Saebyeok: Geez okay tough crowd.I want a cigarette.
Sangwoo: Absolutely not, what did Gihun say before leaving?
Saebyeok: Yeah but he's not the boss of you. Ali *walking in*: Lmao you little gremlin shit Sangwoo's too smart to fall for tha- Sangwoo *already lighting her cigarette, defensively*: What?
sangwoo *kindergartener white girl voice*: no girls on my team, only boys, girls have cooties.
meanwhile, gihun:
Jiyeong and Sangwoo hopping away arm in arm pointing at Gihun: Hey look at Gihun, he's got feminine hips, lmao Gihun: Noo that's the thing I'm sensitive about!
oh ilnam the day he came up with squid game : i'm feeling homophobic today guys, violently so.
Oh Ilnam: You can't hold me accountable for my actions I'm literally neurodivergent and a senior citizen. Oh Ilnam: How tf was I supposed to know gay people get attached to other gay people that quickly.
gihun: How's it goi-HOLY SHIT WHAT HAPPENED?
sangwoo: Jiyeong sicced wild ravens on me because I got into a fight with Saebyeok. They listen to her apparently? I would be mad . If I wasn't incredibly impressed and frankly terrified, I wasn't aware something like that was even possible if you weren't like,,, a Disney villain.
Jiyeong: Sure, you don't believe in tooth fairy, but does she believe in you? Sangwoo: I don't know !*starts sobbing*
sangwoo: in about five months imma be your second spouse
ali: w-what happens to the first ?
sangwoo *narrowing eyes at junho*: lol nothing the cops can prove!
Ali: You'll never leave me right?
Sangwoo: Are you kidding me, why would I do that? You're gonna get custody of all my friends in the split if we break up. Literally none of them like me more than they like you.
Sangwoo *crying*: Sometimes I can still hear his voice.
Ali's ghost: Gay gay homosexual gay
Sangwoo: I don't like babies they hold their arms out and I think they like me for me but then they pull my hair and snatch my glasses and I think to myself , I have been scammed. Absolutely humiliating.
Also Sangwoo with Ali's baby: Oh you like my glasses? You can have my glasses, you can have my contacts, you can have my eyeballs. You can just claw them out with your little chubby baby fingers. Yes you can! Who's strong like his dad? You are! You could just yank my eyeball out like yo-yo, little Hercules. *starts making unintelligle baby noises* Ali: Hyung your babytalk is freaking me out. Baby: *giggles*
(( From the early part of Morning in the Mountains, Gale cooking eggs for breakfast for her host. No, it's not awkward even though she's part bird. ))
Gale: "... Is my butt really that big?" >///>
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