Element Had Returned To UK Version Three To Check Up On Things. Seven Feet Tall, Clad In Green And Gold

Element had returned to UK version three to check up on things. Seven feet tall, clad in green and gold armor, Element stood in the center of a park as he waited for his HUD to remind him which version of the UK this was. However, he suddenly felt the overwhelming presence of pure unadulterated violence and sass. Glancing over his shoulder he spotted a man dressed in red. "Aren't you late for the masquerade at old man Prospero's? While your here at least; this version of London wouldn't happen to be over run by demons would it?"

"Bah, that old man's party doesn't start for another half hour at least. As for the demons thing, that hasn't happened for like, thirty years? Yeah thirty cuz it happened in 1999."

"You should know who I am by now! Jeez, I can't lie for shit."

(From Flora)

"... I seriously don't know who you are beyond your name." He says, shrugging at her.

Without a single ounce of fear, Iris has presented a gift to Alucard. It's a hat, indistinguishable from his current hat save for the bats sewn into it.

Normally he'd already have shot someone by now once they appeared in his personal room. However, because he now has a new hat, and a nice one at that, he doesn't shoot at Iris and simply swaps the hat he already owns, he can just remake it later, with the one she's giving him. "You get a free pass cuz this is a baller hat."

"Seriously, how the fuck are you all getting in my basement? I mean, I go to other places."

"You're within the basement of the Hellsing Family's Manor and estate, in England miss... I don't even know what you are?"

A small (5'2) brown yet fluffy fruit & vampire mixed bat suddenly teleported into the basement as her ears flickered slightly while looking around, seemingly surprised as she spotted the vampire in front of her. "What.. the???" She blinks rather confused about where she was. "Who are you? and where am I??"

"The surprise has since worn off. Hello dear, the door is to the left." He sighs, loudly.

"Oh? A fellow one liner maker? Well nice to meet you. One question. How the fuck did you get in my Basement?"

“You must be Alucard.. aren’t ya” (From @bloody-caleb)

"That I am, and you are?" He asks, his orange-tinted glasses flashing in the dim light.