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Heyyy Tumblr, Guess Who Got Diagnosed With ADD. Im The Only Person Whos Surprised But Yay.
Heyyy tumblr, guess who got diagnosed with ADD. I’m the only person who’s surprised but yay.
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Arguing about who is Damian's favorite brother
Jason: Dickhead doesn't count! He's basically the brat's second dad!
Damian: Actually I already have a method in place to determine which one of you wastes of space is my favorite if I'm asked.
Jason: Oh? Don't keep us in suspense then.
Damian: It's simple really. Whoever has the highest kill count at the time is my alleged favorite.
Jason: HA! Suck it losers!
Dick: No fair! I killed the Joker!
Jason: What?
Damian: And while I would normally count that as at least 10, since Father revived him-
Jason: WHAT!?
Damian: Todd, we cannot stop to explain all of the family drama everytime you find yourself out of the loop. You will simply have to unblock us and rejoin the group chat.
Tim: Yeah Jason, get your family updates like the rest of us
Damian: As I was saying, since the Joker isn't dead despite your best efforts, I've decided that your count is at 5.
Jason: So I'm your favorite?
Damian: No. Your confirmed kills are between 20-40. Unfortunately, Drake is my favorite since his confirmed kill count is in the low hundreds.
Dick: I'm sorry. Can someone please explain how my Baby Bird has a kill count at all
Tim, trying to escape through the vents: YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL ASSHOLE!!!
Damian: You swore that you didn't touch my Taj Mahal Lego set. I guess we're both liars
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side note I have this glitch where I can't seem to access inbox messages on desktop.
not that i'd want to if this is what awaits me
Bruce: Can I tempt you into wanting a milkshake?
Damian: I’m okay, thank you.
Bruce: We’re here anyway…
Damian: Are you sure? I don’t mind going straight home.
Dick: C’mon, get one if you feel like it.
Damian: hmmm, okay :)
Bruce: I twisted you arm?
Damian: What?
Bruce *thinking Damian just didn’t hear*: I twisted your arm
Damian: Huh? *Checks to see if his sleeves are flat against his arms and in fact are not twisted*
Dick: …It’s an expression