Kokichi: Why Are You Like This?

Kokichi: Why are you like this?

Maki: I used too much “No More Tears" shampoo as a child and haven't felt a single emotion since then.

Komaeda: You are....flower.

Hinata: ...Explain.

Komaeda: Makes me happy. :)

Peko: We can't curse around the kids anymore

Fuyuhiko: What should I say instead of bull-

Peko: Shhh say snake instead

Fuyuhiko: *whispers* this is snakeshit. 

Happy birthday, toaster.

(JK I love you Happy Birthday Keebs!)

Kaito: At my funural, there is going to be a closed casket, and then it will be opened to reveal that I am not inside. Instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the Space Jam theme song is playing in the background.

*a few moments later*

Kaito: Nevermind, Harumaki says I can’t do that.

Taka: We've gotta find a way to cut down on expenses. What can we live without?

Junko: Probably Mukuro.

Togami: Definitely Toko.

Celeste: We could do without Hifumi. 

Taka: Guys...