Harukaito - Tumblr Posts
Kaito: Sold my mattress on ebay today so I could have money to buy a pet.
Kaito: My back? Stiff.
Kaito: My girlfriend? Mad.
Kaito: My guinea pig? Sick as fuck.
Maki: I’m gonna fucking murder that half pint.
Kaito: Harumaki? Are you okay? What did Kokichi do?
Maki: He ate the last cookie Kirumi made before I even had one and for that he must be beaten until his soul hurts.
Kaito: ...wow ok, or you could just ask Kirumi to make more cookies.
Kaito: Harumaki. Why is there screaming coming from the kitchen, what did you do??
Maki: THE SITUATION IS BEING HANDLED KAITO NO THANKS TO YOU
Kaito: HARUMAKI ITS A FUCKING COOKIE
Maki: NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
Maki: He wants to talk about her feelings... I’m not good at that.
*Flashback*
Kaito: I’m just feeling so hurt and shocked, and I don’t know how to react, and... are you climbing out of the window?
Maki: *Halfway out of the window* …No
Kaito: At my funural, there is going to be a closed casket, and then it will be opened to reveal that I am not inside. Instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the Space Jam theme song is playing in the background.
*a few moments later*
Kaito: Nevermind, Harumaki says I can’t do that.
Kaito: Why would you give a knife to a child???
Maki: Kiibo felt unsafe.
Kaito: Now I feel unsafe!
Maki: I'm sorry
Maki: ...Would you like a knife
Maki: Kaito was just acting like he wasn't my boyfriend at the gym. He said “you look nice in those leggings, can I take you out some time?”
Maki: This girl that I don't know came up to me and says “hey, you ready to leave?”
Maki: I informed her he was my boyfriend, but I appreciate you, random girl.
Ouma: You two give each other cutesie nicknames?
Harukawa: No! Momota and I are not that close!
Ouma: Really? Well...what's glucose?
Harukawa: Sugar?
Momota: *three rooms away* Maki Roll, you called?
Ouma:
Harukawa:
Ouma:
Harukawa:
Ouma: Nishishi~
Harukawa: I CAN EXPLAIN-
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