David: *looks At Marko Pissed Because He Just Slapped The Shit Out Of Michael* Is That All You Italians

David: *looks at Marko pissed because he just slapped the shit out of Michael* Is that all you Italians know how to do scream and hit?!

Marko: No we also know how to make love and sing opera!

@luv4fandoms I'm a very big fan of your headcanon on Marko being Italian so I hope this makes you laugh! I was cracking up typing this 🤣🤣

I SENT IN THE DWAYNE SMUT AND I FUCKING LOVE ITTTTTTT YESSSSS YOYRE AN AMAZING WRITER

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Omg thank you so much!!!! I appreciate this so so much! Feel free to send in another request love!

After a long dry season im finally inspired to do more incorrect quotes!! Enjoy!

David and the boys stopped at a pharmacy before heading to a party

Dwayne: in this day in age it might be a good idea to take along some... protection.

Paul: What kind of protection?

David: Two armed Pinkerton guards. No, he's talking about... (points to the shelf)

Paul: A Nestle's Crunch?

David: One over.

Paul: An enema bag?

David: To the right.

Paul: Dentu-Grip?!

David: CONDOMS, PAUL! CONDOMS, CONDOMS, CONDOMS!

Edgar: *Looks at Marko with hate but puts away the steak* Ah ya ain't worth my time. Chicken boy

Marko: Chicken boy!! Say that to my face! Ya limp noodle!

Y/n: The nerve of those boys. Asking me out on a date. On such short notice! Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn't allow it!

4:00: wallow in self pity.

4:30: stare into the abyss

5:00: solve world hunger; tell no one

5:30: jazzersice

6:30: dinner with me (I can't cancel that again!)

7:00: wallow with my self loathing

Y/n: I'm booked!